No one likes Ms. Larson. They all wrote a letter and signed it saying she gave us too much work and then they took it to the principal. I was out so I didn't know it happened until after it was too late. I wouldn't have signed anyway because I don't want her to give me bad grades.

I think this is the coolest thing our grade has done. After she found out about it she gave us this talk about how we are a business and this is not the way things are run and she has lost all trust in us. Ever heard of Enron? She's scared because she was under the illusion that we all loved her and felt we were getting a quality education. Then she said that she risked her life to go to Ghana for us so we could have a global education. Hold up. It's not like we were all like, "Oh Ms Larson go to Ghana! PLEASE GO TO GHANA!" She just came in and told us one day that she was going. And what did she do while she was there? Drink wine and talk to black people, and she would email us assignments. So while she got high on African drugs and walked around barefoot, we were stuck in a classroom typing some shit up like apes. How is that risking her life? It's not like she learned anything over there that she couldn't have found out by typing "Africa" into Google. Jesus. She also just slaps grades on papers without any justification whatsoever. I guess we're doomed with bad grades for the rest of the year now that we have greatly disappointed her. Whatever. It's not like our futile attempts to change things will ever do anything because the board of eduation will just brush it off as some cutesy little antic pulled off by stupid kids who don't know what we want. Why do people think I'm stupid? Why do people at Shoprite treat me like some kind of lowly slug? I'm going to bed.