This entry is about the perpetually runny nose I had today during my econ lecture.

I knew it was going to be bad when I felt the telltale tingling in my nose. Snot began to form. Crap, I thought. It's going to run down my face and I am going to look like a disgusting fool. If this had happened during the winter the trusty sleeve of a sweatshirt would have come to my aide, but the roasting weather outside called for tank tops and shorts. I tried to suck it in, producing obvious sniffling noises that reverberated through the room in between the professor's explanations of economic growth. The snot began to slowly drip down the side of my nose and at last it had passed the point of no return. My defective nose and I finally had to get up, make our way out of the room and find the nearest bathroom.

I'm pretty sure several innocent bystanders witnessed me wipe snot all over myself during lecture. Oops.