Why, why must we be visually assaulted by the plight of the Truth ad? Can't they focus on other evildoers like big pharmaceutical, Microsoft and dolphin slayers? Since when did smokers morph into the underdog we must fight to save? If people want to paint their lungs with tar and talk out of a hole in their throat, WHO CARES. People who smoke know the effects of smoking. They willingly buy carcinogenic death sticks and more power to them. I don't smoke. I think it's disgusting and I hope the government taxes and bans the Jesus out of it, but please, give this truth crap a rest. Smoking is so five minutes ago anyway. Why don't they go after McDonald's for making the world fat? Or Wal-Mart for raping local businesses and exploiting workers? Or China for putting lead in everything? Why is it that tobacco companies get the brunt of all this neo-hippie activism?

Could someone please tell celebrities to stop having kids? I'm sick of hearing about which unmarried skank has got a bun in the oven. Your kids are ugly and will probably grow up to be drug addicts, alcoholics, unsuccessful singers and the stars of sex tapes. Put a condom on. Sheesh.