More random office observations...

Tech guys (not necessarily computer guys) think they're the coolest, most intelligent people in any office. (Probably with the exception of some offices like, say, the one of Harpo Studios where, let's be honest, I'm sure Oprah thinks no one's better than her. I digress.)

Exhibit A: for the past couple of days, a semi-cute tech guy has been attaching/installing some weirdass scanner thing to one of the office printers. This has given him occasion to walk past my desk umpteen times, seemingly in search of his lost cable, toolbox, widget, whatcha-ma-call-it.

I'm sorry, by "walk" I meant saunter. Obnoxiously. As if he were full on Saturday Night Fever-ing to his own tech guy anthem. (What would that be, you think? She Blinded Me With Science? Mr. Roboto? Electric Avenue? Again, I digress.)

But I mean, just because you can attach one machine to another doesn't mean you get your own strut. Get over yourself. I cleaned a paper jam out of the copier just this morning, jackass. Ha. There.

Oh, and today he's wearing a pair of sunglasses on the back of his head. You know, how WASPy, preppy dudes sometimes do when it's gotten too shady at the (ballpark, golf course, etc.) to actually wear them on one's face. Someone needs to clue tech guy in that a) he's inside; b) it's not that sunny today in Chicago; c) p.s., it's never that sunny indoors; d) he's a tool. A raging one.