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| Global Personality Test Results |
| Stability (73%) high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..
Orderliness (30%) low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment. Extraversion (43%) moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive. |
personality tests by similarminds.com
well, kinda some good true points
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| Enneagram Test Results
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hmmmmmmmmm, dunno what to make of these results. wonder why it says Im calm when my fingernails are chewed back to my second knuckle. and how can I be calm and have anxiety at the same time? craps, thats enough to make me paranoid. and 58% helpful? sheesh, I usually dont help no one, including myself...
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| INTP - "Architect". Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population. |
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and yet another test: I feel like Im in high school again. thanks to LA and this test link Ill get absolutly nothing done today (wonder who I'd blame if I wouldnt have found these tests)
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Brain Lateralization Test Results |
| Right Brain (75.6%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (24.4%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain |
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no wonder the right side of my head is oblong; I got too much damn brain crammed in there. dont buy me a hat for Christmas, it simply wont fit over my huge thinker, k?
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something different:
| You Could Be a Vampire... If You Had To |
 Like most people, the thought of being a vampire has crossed your mind. But you're not sure if you'd do it, even if you could. Living forever doesn't sound half bad, if you could live forever with the people you love the most. But do vampires even love? And would the vampire version of you even be you? It's all too much to contemplate. Luckily, the chances of you ever becoming a vampire are astronomically low. What you would like best about being a vampire: Living forever What you would like least about being a vampire: Blood stained teeth |
guess I could be a vampire. I mean, what the hell, be no more money spent on food--just suck someone dry and thats that. plus, flying would be a great perk.
well, lets see what other kinda monster I could be.
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| You Are A Vampire |
 You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist. And you're not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave. You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh. Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primal Your greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm Your greatest weakness: Human flesh You play well with: Werewolves |
test one said I could be a vampire; test two says I am. whats up with that shit? maybe if you stop by my house you should wear a cross on a chain around your neck and put garlic in your shirt pockets. might want to keep a wooden stake very handy in case I get the munchies, eh?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA...check this.
| You Should Play the Accordion |
 You are eccentric, funky, wacky... definitely one of a kind. People have trouble putting you in any one particular category. You definitely have your own thing going on. You are a born entertainer. No wonder you'd be perfect as an one man (or one woman) band. Your musical influences likely cross all genres - and blend together in a very unusual way. While you are definitely offbeat, you also enjoy tradition and influences from the past. It's just your style to take an old fashioned instrument like the accordion and make it uniquely yours. Your dominant personality characteristic: your total inhibition Your secondary personality characteristic: your interest in obscure activities and subjects |
funny someone can cypher this info in just 5 general questions...
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| You Scored an A |
 You got 9/10 questions correct. It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors. If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs. As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human. And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes. |
wow, I surprised myself. I wasnt sure about it's and its. been awhile since Ive writen fiction I forgot the rule...or rather I guess I didnt forget the rule cuz I scored an A.
YAY!! for me
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last one, I promise
| Your Karaoke Theme Song is "YMCA" |
 You're the type of person who can't have fun unless everyone else is right there with you having a blast. You have an amazing knack for figuring out what people want, and you don't mind going the extra mile to make them happy. The spotlight is something you enjoy on occasion, but you prefer that not all the attention is on you. If you've gotten people to sing or dance along with you, then you're song is a success. You might also sing: "Macarena," "Hot, Hot, Hot" or "Stayin' Alive" Stay away from people who sing: "The Greatest Love of All" |
shit, I shoulda quit while I was ahead. ymca? gimme a fucking break people. besides not caring too much for the song, I would put my back out doing the ymca part...sheesh
btw, saw a dude on some strange TV show doing this song. he had 3 lifesized dummies hooked to various bars and wires and he--as the indian--controlled them. man it was funny as hell. I guess this cat mad megabucks touring with this one single song.
nuff of this stuff. I have to get something done today--even if its just a meaningless chore [and really, aint they all meaningless?]. maybe, if I start feeling alive here in a few minutes, Ill spraypaint the trees for this winter's whacking. been putting it off cuz been somewhat busy working. if I dont mark the dead trees, tho, Ill be up there in frigid temps trying to figger which tree[s] to drop. I did that last year and man what a confusing mess it was. I dropped a few live ones cuz in the winter they all look alike, but they sure dont burn the same. they will this year, tho, so Im slightly ahead of the game.
then again, I may just pour another coffee and fuck-off today. I believe I got movies coming in the mail, so why not just sit on my ass and enjoy today lazily? yeah, I could read more of Brother Odd (great book, great series, I hope theres more) or kill monsters on the x-box (Van Helsing is just too cool of a game) or maybe go to the kitchen table and sudoku some more (what a crazy addiction that is--I cannot get enough of those puzzles. theres a book or two at every station I may be: two in the bathroom, two or three at the kitchen table, and several here in the living room. theres even one outside on the porch. maybe I should throw one in my truck so I got something to do at redlights, eh?), or maybe Ill nap. you all know how much I love my afternoon naps.
do ya think Ive talked myself out of doing anything constructive yet?
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