Im a huge fan of odd news. I love reading about the guy who got a fine and jail time while driving a lawn tractor drunk [a week or two ago] or the woman who found nuts under her car's hood cuz a chipmunk decided to live there or the shoplifter who waited for the police for several hours wanting to turn himself in [both from today].

but this one [moreso the second part/also from today] made me cringe:


...doctors point out some ancient tried and true methods for penis enlargement, but these aren’t any more comfortable. Indian Sadhus men, for example, use weights to increase their penis length, while the Topamina of Brazil encourage poisonous snakes to bite their penises to get a size boost that lasts six months.


fuck that noise. if my wang aint big enough, I sure as hell aint gonna wag it at a snake. sheesh.....besides, what if the snake'd bite my hand? I'd look silly walking around with big hard fingers, wouldnt you think?

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look up tonight. the moon will be 14% bigger. it's orbit this evening is the closest to earth this year, so it'll be bigger...like maybe a snake bit it, eh?

k................................... :)