Seems this is something people get off on, so here goes:

7 things to do before I die:
1. Get to the third pool of my waterfall.
2. Go to Norway.
3. Change careers at least once more.
4. Live in a yurt.
5. Learn to dance (probably ballroom - I like rules).
6. Grow out my bitten-down fingernails.
7. Make sure I tell eveyone I love that I love them.

7 things I cannot do:
1. Dance in public.
2. Bungy jump.
3. Touch my feet to my head while lying on my stomach (I could do it when I was a kid)
4. Fly any vehicle that flies.
5. Sing below the b-flat below middle C.
6. Type with these damn fake nails on my fingers.
7. Understand money in any but the most rudimentary fashion (ie: it buys things, sometimes I have a lot and sometimes I have a little or none).

7 things that attract me to a mate:
1. Honesty.
2. Sense of humor.
3. Willingness to accept me.
4. Shared interests and values.
5. Interesting friends.
6. One or two really quirky habits or hobbies (nothing to do with clowns, however).
7. Articulateness.

7 things I say:
1. RIght, right.
2. Like, I say like, even though I, like, hate it and have since, like, 1975.
3. Effin'.
4. Dude (as an intensifier; I don't refer to people as 'dude').
5. "I should . . . " and then, "Don't should on yourself", to myself.
6. Aw, shitfuck.
7. Love you.

7 books I love:
1. The Tom Robbins suite, especially Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (but I can't really pick just one)
2. The Time Traveller's Wife, by Audrey Niffenegger
3. Lamb, by Christopher Moore
4. Life After God, by Douglas Coupland
5. Ecotopia, by Ernest Callenbach
6. The Chronicles of Narnia, by C.S. Lewis
7. The Lord of the Rings, by JRR Tolkein

7 movies I love:
1. Any of the Christopher Guest films: This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, and A Mighty Wind
2. Jesus Christ Superstar
3. Better Off Dead
4. Real Genius
5. Lost in Translation
6. Latter Days
7. Rabbit-Proof Fence

7 people to tag:
I have to admit I don't know what this means! So I will amend it to say 7people or families I need to spend some time with:
1. Debby and her family
2. Megan and Mary-Alice
3. Jason
4. Jenn and Jill (it's becoming a package, but I could hang separately, as well)
5. The Enloes: my sister Erika, her husband Drew, and the kids: Karina, Annika, Greta and Cody
6. My parents
7. My concept of god

And there endeth the imitation and therefore also the flattery.