SJ ROZAN

The following landed in my in-box and I thought I'd share it with youse. ("Youse," of course, is the Bronx plural of "you," just as "y'all" is the Southern plural. Youse capeesh?)

Dear World:

The United States of America, a quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.

The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the parts responsible were replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the new install indicate that it is functioning correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service --- and even to improving it in years to come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.

The United States of America

I'm a writer, publishing both as SJ Rozan and, with Carlos Dews, as Sam Cabot. (I'm Sam, he's Cabot.) Here you can find links to my almost-daily blog posts, including the Saturday haiku I've been doing for years. BUT the blog itself has moved to my website. If you go on over there you can subscribe and you'll never miss a post. (Miss a post! A scary thought!) Also, I'll be teaching a writing workshop in Italy this summer -- come join us!
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Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (5) Share on Facebook		2009-01-26 9:35 AM Hah! Back in biz-nez The following landed in my in-box and I thought I'd share it with youse. ("Youse," of course, is the Bronx plural of "you," just as "y'all" is the Southern plural. Youse capeesh?) Dear World: The United States of America, a quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the parts responsible were replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the new install indicate that it is functioning correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service --- and even to improving it in years to come. Thank you for your patience and understanding. The United States of America Read/Post Comments (5) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top