"[To] serve God properly we must learn to give up our own wills, thoughts, and desires. Why? Because otherwise we will be wise in our own conceits and will imagine that we can serve God with this or that, and thus spoil everything."

You are John Calvin!
You're the most intellectual and thoroughly intense theologian on the block. You know what you're talking about and you recommend people to ignore you at their own risk. Yeah, baby, you know your stuff. You speak in riddles and confuse people for fun. Still,this hurts your social skills a lot... and you end up always appearing arrogant and rude.
What theologian are you?
A creation of Henderson

I've apparently spent *way too much time* in southwest Michigan.