I had a really crappy day. I did a lot of crying today. Sad news about a few people I care about, and lots of hormones raging through my body make me cry at just about anything. That got me to thinking. What makes a man cry? When their sports team loses? I don't think so - as a Mets fan all the male Mets fans that I know are pretty much used to not winning. What about when their girlfriend leaves them? Nah - it's been my experience that they just meet someone new and move right on. When their favorite TV show ends? Nope. Tom watched the end of Friends tonight and didn't get misty. So, I think I figured it out. The only thing that makes a man cry is getting kicked in the balls. Yeah. That's it.