I am SO SICK of this so called "Reality TV". I mean, there is nothing real about it at all. When was the last time YOU hung out with 15 strangers on a tropical island with a camera crew up your ass? Huh? Ladies - would you be willing to compete with a dozen other women to woo the attention of some loser who couldn't woo the heart of a woman on another show? Does that make him sloppy seconds? Fuhgetabout it. I'd rather watch "Legends of the Fall" and drool at Brad Pitt riding a horse..oohh,...slow motion totaly rocks... Ok - I'm back. Oi veh - don't even get me started on "The Swan". There go all the efforts women have made over the last hundred years right out the window. This is the message that show sends: IF YOU ARE LESS THAN PERFECT YOU ARE TO BE PITIED! I mean, I know that I have a few areas that are less than perfect, but COME ONE PEOPLE! I am not going to beg for plastic surgery! You know what show I want to see? ?THE OVARY? Where infertile women are given FREE healthcare to try and get pregnant. Something a little more meaningful than liposuction and a nose job. Remember those people called WRITERS who wrote things called SCRIPTS. They hired people called ACTORS who would read the scripts and ACT!! Having said that, here is a list of the shows that I watch. I?ve limited it to just network television: CSI: totally NOT reality ? when was the last time a CSI conducted an entire investigation and wore tank tops at crime scenes? Smallville: The life and times of a young Clark Kent. The only thing real about this show is how amazingly HOT Tom Welling is (Clark). He is 27 and is portraying a junior in high school. Where were the guys like him when I was in school? Enterprise: Any show that is sci-fi can?t be ?real?, right? The Simpsons: Bart has been 8years old for 15 years. ?nuff said. Law and Order: Totally not real. The DA actually LOSES sometimes. Everybody Loves Raymond: This is actually a reality show for me. I am from Long Island. I live next door to my parents. My brother still lives at home, and he is big and hairy. I wonder if this means I am also destined to have twins? Friends: So totally not real. Apartments in Manhattan are not that big. At least not the ones that those characters could afford. Feh. I?m going to go watch TV Land now. Maybe The Brady Bunch is on?