I am 5'10"

For some reason, short guys have always liked me. Maybe it has something to do with Boob To Eye Level while dancing or something.

So I go to get a pedicure again, and for the first time ever, it's a dude who is doing it. Nice little Asian fellow.

I was wearing shorts, and as he is slathering my calves with lotion, he looks up at me and says, "You have reery rong regs."

I pretend not to hear him and carry on with my magazine.

Then he said,"You have any kids?"

"Yeah, I have a son."

"Ahhh, are you and baby daddy married?"

Ok, COME ON NOW PEOPLE! Stop listening to Fantasia 'sing' and listen to how amazingly dumb that sounds. "baby daddy"

Reery now. What is rong rith the world??