For the past 15 years I have been having recurring dreams about the actor Bruce Campbell.

You may know him as Ash from the Evil Dead movies, Autolycus from Xena and Hercules, or from any of the zillion other roles he has had. He is currently the new spokesman for Old Spice.

But I know him mainly as the witty, finely crafted face that keeps popping up in my dreams every 6-8 months. The dreams aren't naughty, in fact, they are rather comforting. We're old friends who always meet up while traveling or run in to each other in the street. But we always wind up making out at some point. Yeah. Making out with Bruce Campbell. Nice.

I had one of these dreams last night. I was in a museum by myself (sorry Tom – I am not married in my ‘Bruce dreams’) and found myself taking the stairs instead of the elevator. Bruce was in the stairwell, saw me and shouted, “Sharon! Come here and give me some sugar!”

Let the smooching begin.