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2002-11-29 1:15 AM
I am thankful that Sherman Alexie

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isn't here to punch me in the stomach

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because I am so stuffed I would puke
my white ass lard belly was stuffed with none other than the ultra rich cuisine of the Hard Rock Hotel. I tell you... one day... I am going to explode like that guy in The Meaning Of Life. I am trying to lose weight so I look good in New York... but that ain't gonna happen for the next two days. I need Discipline... in fact... I need a good spanking... but the problem with that is... I'd probably eat more to provoke such. I went with my mother, uncle and brother to Simon's... and I had sea bass... but also had lots of other shit... so I pigged out... and I wasn't feeling well to begin with. I watched the Robin Williams live on Broadway video... and it was pretty good... but I get tired of sex jokes and bathroom humor. His delivery was impeccably energetic tho... he does not mellow out with age.

I purchased a seat for Def Poetry Jam on Broadway... 75$. In some ways it may seem ridiculous to spend that much money for a poetry reading... but it should be the cream of the crop... at least 9 of the best... well produced, and it will give me some sort of barometer of what I need to do in my own performance and writing.

I am going to lots of shows this month... Peter Gabriel, Eric Burdon, Second City, Guns N Roses, and then in January, I got the Urbana Slam and Def Poetry Jam... Plus we got Phil West coming here on Monday night at Roma... We also have Ben Trigg and Steve Ramierez coming up from Orange County in 2 weeks.

Also... Shannon and Stephan are coming back for a few days the following week. On a slightly sad note, the Jet City Poetry Slam in Seattle was cancelled. My friend Keith Haubrich was competing for a spot on it... but they had problems with attendance. I don't know if he will go out for the Seattle team... I think he'd have to win lots more slams to give him that confidence... and unlike me... he does not have all the feelings of inadequacy to fan the flames of obsessiveness required to be a competitive slam poet.

I kid... I know I'm adequate... but not in bed.

My hand is not a great lover... just a great writer.

Happy turkey slaughter...

We eat Turkey, we eat the Kurds... next we will have Iraq-a-lamb. lame. Lame andy, lame!

visit www.taylormali.com

he has an updated vamped website with all sorts of goodies in it. Plus an online journal.

Happy day off.

Be thankful... that there is a guy like Sherman Alexie

scolding our lazy white asses.

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