Frustration can lead to me writing some funny shit. But also nasty. I'm frustrated at Brandon again for bringing up his stupid farking character and having it be kissy face because my facebook photo is basically a coin and my chesticles in a corset. It wasn't for him that I was posting it....though it is rather fun to go about stabbing more holes in his "character" when he brings him back to life. I am still convinced that the character is fake. I'm finding way too many loop holes still. That and when I talk to his girlfriend randomly now she has a sort of stupid jealously. I get so farking annoyed because I don't want to be one of his fucking girls. Like the stupid crush shit of fall semester is so over. No interest once so ever now. Boys are so retarded.
And because of it I made a list. Yeah. Feel free to add to it.

Rules of Writing Internet Adultery.
First, when creating "your" character of adultery you need to change more than a few letters and the last name of real you.
Second, don't throw them in your fantasy land without thoroughly blocking out the scenery first.
Third, notice time zone differences if there happens to be "an ocean" between your secret lust and "yourself" there are going to be some hours difference unless "you" are an insane insomniac that just happens to have the same hours as your secret lust.
Fourth, avoiding set times of ever seeing the secret lust leads to wonderings.
Fifth, know your damn story
Sixth, never connect "you" and real you, holes happen.
Seventh, never connect "you" and girlfriend as friends and thus is a sly way getting girlfriend's approval.
Eighth, a revising of sixth, do not let it be known that "you" and real you are "good friends".
Ninth, do not type in the same exacting and terrible manner. If you really want to sway a woman who mostly at least attempts at proper grammar and full sentences please put some effort in and do the same yourself.
Tenth, do not bring suddenly "you" back from a long mission after seeing girlfriend for weeks or saying of secret lust in head "ooh she has boobies in her avi pic this week, I want some. Lets resurrect 'me'".
Eleventh, take in to account that your secret lust may be smarter than you.
Twelfth, take in to account that secret lust is hugely suspicious.
Thirteenth, take in to account that secret lust may need more stimulation than 'hey, waz up?'
Fourteenth, take in to account that secret lust is a writer.
Fifteenth, take in to account that secret lust hardly has any affections for real you, much less enhanced "you".
Sixteenth, take in to account that secret lust is not just lust.
Seventeenth, take in to account that secret lust may not be stupid.
Eighteenth, take in to account that secret lust....may write a list publicly humiliating you.
Nineteenth, no picture after a year takes a huge chunk off of thou's bump.
Twentieth, take in to account that secret lust may in fact just be a secret plotter of "you"'s diguise.
Twenty-twooth, secret lust may in fact just want to kill you.
Twenty-third, just commit to "you", really make it another thing anyway.

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Um anyway. I FINALLY SAW DARK KNIGHT!
Holy mother of god.
It was fucking intense.
I had to pee so bad at the end.
Two Face....ughhuggahuggaurgh so creepy nasty!
The Joker...."Why So Serious" seriously made me want to pee myself. Ledger was amazing though. Make-up deserves an Oscar nod. I like how the upper lip was stuffed. He was mad crazy. Like whoa. Make me laugh a bit put also had me scared shitless. Mom nearly wet herself laughing when he was in the nurse drag and I rather agree: classic. Mom "Every nurse want to do that! Blow up a hospital!"
Batman....Holy god, Christian Bale is a-frickin'-mazing. He's just bad ass. His voice makes it though I think it was enhanced.
James Gordon...probably one of my favorite characters of the film. I just love him. He is so that character and classic.
Lucius Fox...Morgan Freeman rocks my world. Classic when he's with the guy and is like "...and you're going to blackmail him?" HAHAHAHAHA!
Rachel....I liked Maggie as her so much better than Katie. Maggie has more to her, more strength, more truth and believability.
And can I say, Eric Roberts is beautiful. I know him from the Killer's music video Mr. Brightside. He is a very striking man.
Okay anyway the movie. Great action, great scenes, rather good plotting. I was like "what the hell, this is insane, I need the comics now".
Wah-ho-ah! (whoa)

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Aye, I went to the Ren Faire and it was great. I bought a corset and mom helped me with some accessories like a belt and such. It felt it passed so quickly! The day flew! We were first rained on though with thunder clattering in my bones. I am quite happy people may now bring weaponry again. And speaking of the joust it was alright. Now that I know some sword play I was thinking "fiente dente, strike to 5, block 5a, strike to 4, parry 3" half the time. Nothing overly complex or impressive was done. There were a few things that didn't vibe well with me about historical parts but the naps and slapstick were good. Not as bad as Medieval Times jousting wise (can predict by whoever has their feet out of their stirrups) but Times owns with horsemanship (but then Times has Andalusions, not Clysdales and Percherons).
I love the random street actor preformances.
I love the shows.
I love the music (Go check out The Empty Hats. They are GREAT!)
It was lovely and went by too fast for me.

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Wowza. Three weeks until I go to school. It seems like a short time now. I need to get my booty moving with everything like clearing out disaster zone and sorting and organizing. I need to start now. I move in three days after my last day of work so I can't save it to the last minute or anything.
Oh...and yeah, I'm signing up for another soc class tomorrow "Sociological implacations of the internet". How freakin' fawesome a class is that?!
I'm so excited to get started. I'm going to miss my puppas though. I really luove mah dogs. I love greeting them all in the morning.
I can't wait to see my girls and meet some freshies.
:-D YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

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Anyway I should try and sleep now or read some bookage. I am currently engrossed in The Linnet Bird by Linda Holeman. Good book, at least to me.
Ack, must FREE THE PEE! now!
Night night from Lo-Land.

Peace.
~Lo