Your Favorite Annoying Teen

Why does Mama Nature hate me this week?

I am sick with the latest sickness traveling campus that is known to students as The Plague and known commonly as a Cold. I am hoping my immune system beats it in to submission fast. I have had so many colds I cannot even count them at this point but I was kind of happy with my whole non-sickness streak of about a year a half there. Now I am on my second cold of my sophomore year. Whu duh fuzz man? Wuh duh fuzz?!

On top of the Plague Mama Nature told me that Aunt Flo is stopping by this week.
I'm like "What the heck about 'Boyfriend coming up' do you not understand, lady?!"
She says "Girl, I don't give an amoeba, you haven't been visiting me lately and this is punishment."
"Mama Nature....How am I supposed to visit you when I am sick?!"
"Stop by when you're healthy again and we'll talk."
"I don't have the time."
"Oh bah! You don't have the time! Do you know how little time I have running this whole show and keeping your little human asses in line?"
"Mama Nature...please....please can you be a little nice to me?"
"I've already been nice by not whippin' a snow storm at your butt this week. Now get on and get better so we can talk then."
*walks away grumbling*

Peace.
~Lo

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Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) Share on Facebook A summery of Your Favorite Annoying T... Hello, I am YFAT or Lo. I have been writing/around on Journal Scape for over a decade now. Time flies! This journal chronicles my random thoughts, high moments and sometimes low, throughout high school, college, and now beyond, into the world of "adulthood", whatever that means. Sinerely, ~Lo		2009-02-16 8:30 AM Conversation with Mama Nature Why does Mama Nature hate me this week? I am sick with the latest sickness traveling campus that is known to students as The Plague and known commonly as a Cold. I am hoping my immune system beats it in to submission fast. I have had so many colds I cannot even count them at this point but I was kind of happy with my whole non-sickness streak of about a year a half there. Now I am on my second cold of my sophomore year. Whu duh fuzz man? Wuh duh fuzz?! On top of the Plague Mama Nature told me that Aunt Flo is stopping by this week. I'm like "What the heck about 'Boyfriend coming up' do you not understand, lady?!" She says "Girl, I don't give an amoeba, you haven't been visiting me lately and this is punishment." "Mama Nature....How am I supposed to visit you when I am sick?!" "Stop by when you're healthy again and we'll talk." "I don't have the time." "Oh bah! You don't have the time! Do you know how little time I have running this whole show and keeping your little human asses in line?" "Mama Nature...please....please can you be a little nice to me?" "I've already been nice by not whippin' a snow storm at your butt this week. Now get on and get better so we can talk then." walks away grumbling Peace. ~Lo 30 Days of YFAT Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top