My birthday is in May, but every year around January I start think of myself as being a year older. Not sure why, but it's something I've been doing for a while.

This year though I did not do this, then thought I had and subtracted a year. Thus for the past few months I've been thinking I was a year younger. The other day I realized it was an odd year and there was no way I could be the age I thought I was. This made me realize I was a year older, which caused me to be slightly upset.

Some people are getting older and wiser. I'm just getting older then thinking I'm getting younger, then realizing that I'm getting older, and then feeling sad. No "wiser" in there at all.

Thank you for your attention.

Very truly yours,

Brainsalad
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