I know this is going to be rather crass, but how the fuck do you get vomit smell out of:

1. A carseat and car carpet.
2. The couch.
3. Carpet and the crevices of a leather chair?

I already bought new sheets at Wal-Mart, which shows you how desperate I have been this week. I will also never again buy purple Pedialyte.

A. began throwing up on Tuesday after a student of mine gave him milk that was in the fridge and had expired on the 21st of February.

Can you say food poisoning?

A colleague of mine said he was going to call Child Protective Services.

Then, A. was fine on Wednesday after hours of vomiting, kept food down; went to school today and was fine, then projectile vomited twice tonight (like the Exorcist).

Now he wants milk. I don't think so.

W. is out of town for another 22 freakin' days!!!!!!

This week has had some major low points.