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My office chair doesn�t really fit me right. That�s right I�m blogging from work (your tax dollars are being wasted this very minute!) I don�t know what the hell is wrong with me but this chair offers no back support whatsoever. Basically, the back support looks fine and dandy but when I lean back into it lays out like a recliner.

I�m at like a 35 degree angle to the floor right now.
I can barely reach the keyboard.

I�ve tried tightening it, turning this stupid knob gets nowhere. Pulling this dumbass lever only makes things worse. Yes the armrests go up and down but that�s not really helpful at the moment. I think I may start lying on the floor. You know, I�ll get a pillow in here, set my beverage beside me and kinda lean my monitor over the edge of my desk.

I think this could work� yeah not bad. I�m pretty comfortable�

Oh shit, boss is coming, look busy � la de da�hmm very important report here (back me up on this guys.)

�Um, lying on the floor. Yeah my, uh, chair doesn�t really, um�

Yes. Yeah, ok sure��

(Crap, I�m in big trouble this time. Don�t encourage me like that; I�m very impressionable you know.)

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2004-04-13 4:52 PM Office Chair Mayhem Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Insubordinate Read/Post Comments (0) Share on Facebook	My office chair doesn�t really fit me right. That�s right I�m blogging from work (your tax dollars are being wasted this very minute!) I don�t know what the hell is wrong with me but this chair offers no back support whatsoever. Basically, the back support looks fine and dandy but when I lean back into it lays out like a recliner. I�m at like a 35 degree angle to the floor right now. I can barely reach the keyboard. I�ve tried tightening it, turning this stupid knob gets nowhere. Pulling this dumbass lever only makes things worse. Yes the armrests go up and down but that�s not really helpful at the moment. I think I may start lying on the floor. You know, I�ll get a pillow in here, set my beverage beside me and kinda lean my monitor over the edge of my desk. I think this could work� yeah not bad. I�m pretty comfortable� Oh shit, boss is coming, look busy � la de da�hmm very important report here (back me up on this guys.) �Um, lying on the floor. Yeah my, uh, chair doesn�t really, um� Yes. Yeah, ok sure�� (Crap, I�m in big trouble this time. Don�t encourage me like that; I�m very impressionable you know.) Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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