Hrm, I think down the road Rob and I need to get a bigger dry erase "quote board". This one doesn't hold too many quotes and seems to fill up rather quickly these days.

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"I popped something in my back while trying to push shit out of my ass." -- Rob

"Get Cthulhu off of my penis!" -- Rob

"Sweetie, nobody should ever have dick cheese." -- Rob

"Amber, why do you weigh more than an entire set of dishes?" -- Rob

"Ow! You stabbed my lungs through my ribs!" -- Rob

"I have absolutely no sensation in my penis anymore." -- Rob

"That's okay, I'll just suck the milk out of the swiss cheese." -- Rob, lamenting over the fact that we were out of milk.

"I swear, if that cat licks my balls they're going on strike. Again!" -- Rob

"My chest hair is full of migrated crotch gnomes." -- Rob

"Did you just say 'vampiric love chowder'???" -- Me, responding to something rather frightening that Rob said.

"The mushroom attacked me with a knife!" -- Rob, after he cut his thumb (pretty badly) while chopping mushrooms for dinner. He swears that the mushroom attacked him and that it was in no way an accident on his part.