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2004-07-29 3:36 PM Dr. Seuss Purity Test Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Bored Read/Post Comments (2) Have you done it on a boat?
[x] Nope. The type of boat that I was on in Galena (pontoon) would lead to sunburn and possible arrest for indecent exposure. I don't have access to a private boat, and chances are I won't be going on a cruise, so I don't see this happening in the near future. Have you done it with a goat? [x] No. Ew. Have you done it in a bed? [x] Of course! Hasn't everyone who isn't a virgin? Have you done it with the dead? [x] Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!!! No. Have you done it in the ass? [x] No, that area is exit only thankyouverymuch. Have you done it, high on grass? [x] Nope, I don't get high. Have you done it in the car? [x] Not yet. It's something I'm interested in, but I'm a bit worried about getting caught. Have you simply gone too far? [x] On several occasions, yes. And most of the time he liked it. Have you done it on the beach? [x] No, while the concept sounds romantic I'm not interested in trying it. The idea of sand in certain places is not appealing. Have you done it with the teach? [x] Nope, I've just done it with my husband. Have you done it on your back? [x] Of course. Have you done it strapped to a rack? [x] Strapped down? Yes. To a rack? Not yet. Give me access to a rack though and this answer will change. Have you done it in a box? [x] No, never even considered it. Have you done it with a fox? [x] If you're referring to the animal - then no. I'm not into that sort of thing. If you're referring to someone who is amazingly attractive (aka a fox) - then yes, because Rob is HOT. Have you done it in a tree? [x] No. Ow. Splinters and bugs are not my idea of a good time. Have you done it with more than three? [x] As stated above, I've only done it with Rob. Have you done it in the rain? [x] I've done it inside when it's raining, but never outside in the rain. This is one of those things I'd be interested in doing if I knew I wouldn't get in trouble with the law for it. Have you done it for the pain? [x] Not exclusively. But sometimes pain can add flavor... Have you done it 'tween the tits? [x] Uh... no. Have you done it wearing mitts? [x] We don't wear mitts out here in LA, it doesn't get cold enough! So, no. Have you done it packed in rubber? [x] Rob's winkie has been packed in rubber. Does that count? Have you done it undercover? [x] I've done it under covers. And while role playing. But never "undercover" where the person didn't know who I really was. Have you done it on a perch? [x] No, I'd probably end up breaking something. Have you done it in a church? [x] Alas, no. This is once again one of those "could be interesting if I knew I wouldn't get caught" things. Have you done it with a virgin? [x] No, Rob had slept with others before we were together. Have you done it with a surgeon? [x] Nope, just a human resources computer guy. Have you done it with ropes and chains? [x] Yup. Have you done it while insane? [x] Always. Have you done it on the stage? [x] Nope. I'd be willing to if there was no audience. Have you done it underage? [x] Nope. I was 26 when I started (and he was 26 as well). Have you done it with all your friends? [x] Just one of them - Rob. Have you done it in both ends? [x] Not at the same time. But I have done both oral and regular sex, so technically the answer to this question is yes. Have you done it with your dog? [x] First of all, I would never do it with an animal. That disgusts me. Second of all, I don't have a dog. If I did Rob would probably hide whenever he got home from work (he's afraid of dogs). Have you done it on a log? [x] No. I'd hate to see where you would have to check for ticks after something like that. Have you done it under clamps? [x] Yes. Have you done it with the lamps? [x] No, I have never had sex with a lamp. I have had sex while a lamp was on... but never with the lamp itself. Have you done it for all to see? [x] Nope, I'm not an exibitionist. Have you ever had VD? [x] Luckily, no. That's one of the perks of only having been with one person (and making sure they were clean before sleeping with them). Have you done it on Mother's couch? [x] No, but I've done it on her bed. What do you expect? That's where Rob and I sleep when we visit my Mom. Have you done it in your mouth? [x] Yes, didn't the "both ends" question cover this already? Have you done it while on tape? [x] No. I don't think I'd ever let myself be video taped in that way. Have you done it out of shape? [x] Yes - I've been out of shape the times I've done it. However, Rob has never been out of shape. Have you done it on live TV? [x] Ugh - no. Have you done it whilst you pee? [x] HELL NO. That's way too weird for me. Have you done it in the gym? [x] No, our gym has cameras in it which the security guard watches. Have you done it on a whim? [x] Yes. There are times when my fancy strikes me and I just pin Rob down and... Have you done it on a dare? [x] No. No one has ever dared me to have sex. And even if they did I would probably ignore it. Do you really think we care? [x] Probably not, but I'm bored and felt like taking this quiz. Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top |
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