Thoughts and Musings

Well, we have a new quote board that's a bit bigger so there are going to be more quotes than usual. Unfortunately, Rob just saw that it's broken (we have no idea how). Hopefully we can get a new one soon. For now, I'll post what we had on there. Enjoy!

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"The only reason that woman has a career is because people like stupid things." -- Rob, referring to Jessica Simpson.

"Wow. He's got big dangly nuts. Did you see them? They're like wrecking balls!" -- Rob, while watching Embrace the Darkness 2.

"Sweetie, there's always stuff oozing out of my ass. You should just take that as a given." -- Rob.

"Lick me like a toad!" -- Me, after covering myself in that Dessert body lotion and spray. I tasted like vanilla.

"There aren't enough ferrets with recording contracts." -- Me, musing over the complete lack of musical weasels.

"Gerbils are NOT vermin. Things like rats, spiders, and cockroaches are vermin. Have you ever heard of a gerbil infestation???" - Me, correcting Rob when he called gerbils vermin.

"Death by mudskippers... interesting." -- Rob, while watching the ending of some horrible giant fish movie on SciFi.

"So... are you going to be able to fit into a tux for your brother's wedding?" -- Rob's Mom, thinking he's fat. Again.

"I know you're not fat. I have a picture of you at your wedding, though, that I look at whenever I feel I want to eat." -- Rob's Mom. Still thinking he's fat. But now we know why - it's because he wore suspenders with his tux at the wedding. Nevermind that every other guy in the wedding party wearing a tux wore suspenders as well...

"Let me go plunge your diarrhea." -- Rob.

"Look, don't make me lactate on you!" -- Rob.

"I'm not eating vanilla off your ass." -- Rob.

"Yeah, well, meat makes Jen warm." -- Me.

"Oh my god. I just got a mental image of a hamster dressed up like a Vietnamese whore." -- Donna (Rob's sister) in response to the comment of "Rob likey gerbils long time".

"Those three things - tearing, swelling, and claw marks - should never be spoken about in relation to my butt." -- Rob.

"These are teeny cheesy weiners." -- Rob.

"A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Gummi Bears are chasing me. One is yellow, one is blue. One is climbing up my shoe." -- Donna, when she was sleep depped.




	Thoughts and Musings Home Get Email Updates The Glider Boys My Facebook Sydney's Page Admin Password Remember Me 3079369 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-10-15 6:53 PM October Quotes Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Silly Read/Post Comments (3) Well, we have a new quote board that's a bit bigger so there are going to be more quotes than usual. Unfortunately, Rob just saw that it's broken (we have no idea how). Hopefully we can get a new one soon. For now, I'll post what we had on there. Enjoy! -------------------- "The only reason that woman has a career is because people like stupid things." -- Rob, referring to Jessica Simpson. "Wow. He's got big dangly nuts. Did you see them? They're like wrecking balls!" -- Rob, while watching Embrace the Darkness 2. "Sweetie, there's always stuff oozing out of my ass. You should just take that as a given." -- Rob. "Lick me like a toad!" -- Me, after covering myself in that Dessert body lotion and spray. I tasted like vanilla. "There aren't enough ferrets with recording contracts." -- Me, musing over the complete lack of musical weasels. "Gerbils are NOT vermin. Things like rats, spiders, and cockroaches are vermin. Have you ever heard of a gerbil infestation???" - Me, correcting Rob when he called gerbils vermin. "Death by mudskippers... interesting." -- Rob, while watching the ending of some horrible giant fish movie on SciFi. "So... are you going to be able to fit into a tux for your brother's wedding?" -- Rob's Mom, thinking he's fat. Again. "I know you're not fat. I have a picture of you at your wedding, though, that I look at whenever I feel I want to eat." -- Rob's Mom. Still thinking he's fat. But now we know why - it's because he wore suspenders with his tux at the wedding. Nevermind that every other guy in the wedding party wearing a tux wore suspenders as well... "Let me go plunge your diarrhea." -- Rob. "Look, don't make me lactate on you!" -- Rob. "I'm not eating vanilla off your ass." -- Rob. "Yeah, well, meat makes Jen warm." -- Me. "Oh my god. I just got a mental image of a hamster dressed up like a Vietnamese whore." -- Donna (Rob's sister) in response to the comment of "Rob likey gerbils long time". "Those three things - tearing, swelling, and claw marks - should never be spoken about in relation to my butt." -- Rob. "These are teeny cheesy weiners." -- Rob. "A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Gummi Bears are chasing me. One is yellow, one is blue. One is climbing up my shoe." -- Donna, when she was sleep depped. Read/Post Comments (3) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top