What better way to kick off the month of December than with quotes?

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"Can I have a threesome with you and your Mom when she's out here?" -- Rob

"He can't make poopies because he has no tail." -- Lea

"It looks like a Yeti's gonad." -- Lea, after seeing a deflated, wrinkled, white balloon at the Toyota dealer.

"Wow. Pocahontis is stacked!" -- Lea

"Hearing your Mom yell 'Snatch' from the backseat of my car is the last thing I expected to hear." -- Rob

"Wow... I just said 'my car'." -- Rob

"SCHMOCK!!!!!" -- Lea

"I went to the voting booth on election day. I voted for W. Bam! Herpes!" -- Rob

"Don't ever drive in the left lane when you're in the ghetto. You'll get herpes." -- Rob

"I'll just walk my crippled penis over here and get my own glass." -- Rob

"You gave me neck herpes!" -- Rob

"Whatever. My throat is in my neck. And it has herpes." -- Rob

"If at first you don't succeed, try anal." -- Rob

"Now I can hear flies fart!" -- Rob

"Cheesecake so good, it'll make your balls ache." -- Rob

"Ew! You licked the tumor!" -- Rob

"That cat is so dead, it makes my balls ache." -- Rob, after seeing a little girl playing with a weird taxidermed cat in Solvang.