Late last night Rob and I had a craving for pizza and decided to order one (thin crust with pepperoni and green peppers) from Domino's. It was getting late (11pm) so when Rob called to order it he asked about how long it would take to get here (midnight is usually the latest we'll stay up on a weeknight). They said a half hour so we ordered it.

At 11:30, there was no pizza. At 11:45, still no pizza so Rob called Domino's to see what was up. They said the driver was already on his way. Now, keep in mind that the Domino's we get pizza from is just a few block away from us. Probably not even a five minute drive.

At 12:30 the delivery guy finally got here. He called up to our apartment to be buzzed in. Not too hard of a concept when there's a call box out front and he has the number to ring us with on the pizza box, right? WRONG. He called us from his cell phone and asked to be buzzed up. Apparently he didn't understand that his cell phone was not connected to the doors of the building like the call box was. *sigh* Rob told him he had to use the call box to be buzzed in and gave him the code to ring us (even though it was right on the pizza box). This entire time, the guy was tugging on the door and looking confused as to why it didn't open. Finally he hung up his cell phone and stared at the call box for a little while. He then made another call on his cell (probably to Domino's because a call box us such a confusing thing) and then called up on the box.

By this time is was plainly obvious that this guy was a moron. We lose smarter delivery people than him trying to find our apartment in this maze of a building so we thought it best to tell him to wait in the lobby and he'd be met down there. So, Rob buzzes him in and says he'll meet the guy in the lobby. The guy says okay. So, where does Rob find him? Not in the lobby, that would mean this guy actually had half a brain. He finds this retard wandering the halls and looking very confused.

While getting and paying for the pizza Rob mentions to this fuckwit that we ordered the pizza at 11pm and it took an hour and a half to get here. His response: "Oh, wow, maaaaan. You know, that girl. Heh". No clue what the hell he was talking about there. I guess this is why Domino's makes you say what you're tipping (when using a credit or ATM card) before the driver gets there.

So, we finaly have our pizza and the damn thing is cold. It was in one of those little "Heat Wave" bags and everything and it's cold. So, my guess would be it was the retard driver's fault that the pizza was so damn late. If it was the place's, then the pizza would have still been at least somewhat warm.

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