1. My roommate once: Drove a white Geo Metro which was named the COWntess MOOvula (aka the Cow). (This is the last roommate I had before living with my hubby.)

2. Never in my life have I: Been able to tolerate heat or hot weather.

3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: My husband Rob.

4. High School was: A fun time for me, but then again I went to a cool arts high school.

5. When I'm nervous: I tend to get extremely fidigty.

6. The last time I cried was: Last week when I got into a stupid hormonally induced argument with Rob.

7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: Mindy would be my maid of honor and my bridesmaids would be Donna, Ellen, and Carrie.

9. My hair: Changes color whenever I get bored. Right now it's light golden blonde. I really like the color, but I know at some point I'll have the urge to change it again.

10. When I was 5: My paternal grandfather (who I was super close with) died. That was probably one of the worst moments of my life. I still miss him terribly. Sometimes, time does not heal all wounds.

11. Last Christmas I: Was unable to fly out to my Mom's place because I was very pregnant. So she came out here and we had Christmas at the apartment.

12. When I turn my head left: I see the blinds closed over the window.

13. I should be: Taking a shower and getting ready, but I prefer doing it later in the day just in case I get puked on by Gabriel during a feeding.

14. When I look down I see: Breasts that are too big and my huge post c-section belly that won't get smaller no matter what I do.

15. The craziest recent event was: Last night when Rob claimed to have the gopher from Caddyshack living in his taint. He even started doing the "I'm All Right" gopher dance.

16. If I were a character on Friends I'd be: I have no idea, I've never watched the show so I don't know who the characters are or what their personalities are like.

17. By this time next year: I will hopefully be living in the suburbs of Milwaukee.

18. My favorite Aunt is: My aunt Jeane.

19. I have a hard time understanding: Anything having to do with math or numbers.

20. One time at a family gathering: I stayed inside the the entire time because it was too hot for me outside (I probably would have passed out from heat stroke rather quickly) and because there were bees all over the place and I'm allergic to them.

21. You know I like you if: I can joke around with you.

22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank: My Mom and my husband Rob for always being there for me no matter what.

23. Take my advice: If you love someone, don't let anything get in your way.

24. My ideal breakfast is: Scrambled eggs, bacon, a bagel with cream cheese, and coffee.

25. If you visit my home town: Go get a deep dish pizza at Gino's. It's the best pizza in the world!

26. Sometime soon I plan to visit: I'd like to head out to my Mom's place for a little R&R.

27. If you spend the night at my house: You get the joy of sleeping on the sofa bed and listening to the cats try and get out of the office all night long.

28. I'd stop my wedding if: I found out that the groom cheated on me.

29. The world could do without: Stupid people.

30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: See anyone I love be hurt.

31. The most recent thing I've bought myself is: New sheets for our bed which we really needed.

32. The most recent thing someone else bought for me is: Rob bought me dinner (Tona Roma's delivery) the other night.

33. My favorite blond is: I can't think of one off hand. I don't think I know many blondes.

34. My favorite brunette is: If Rob counts (he has black hair) then I'll pick him. If not then either Gabriel or my Mom.

35. And by the way: My natural hair color is a medium to dark blonde, but you'll never see me with it because I hate it. It's that "dirty blonde" color that isn't flattering on anyone.

36. The last time I was drunk: Was the time at Dungeon when I barfed into another girl's purse. I was sick (and throwing up vodka) for days. This was during my study time for the bar.

37. The animal I would like to see flying besides birds: Weasels. Flying weasels would just be cool.

38. I shouldn't have been: Trying to be a writer between college and law school. I kind of feel like I lost those years of my life when I could have been doing something productive.

39. Once, at a bar: I made Rob, Berek, and Al very happy by grinding on the dance floor with Stacy. She and I were trying to find a way to cheer Al up. It worked.

40. Last night I: Had the TV on in the background while Rob and I gamed.

41. There's this girl I know who: Is the master of all Puffer Fish.

42. I don't know: How to do math without something like a calculator. And even then I can only do basic math.

43. A better name for me would be: Modesta, then I could be named after my Mom and my Grandma. I greatly dislike the name Jennifer, it's so common among other women my age.

44. If I ever go back to school I'll: Probably do it for an LLM, but wish I was in vet school.

45. How many days until my birthday?: See question 42. I can't do math.

46. One dead celebrity I wish I'd met is: I don't really care much about celebrities. So I'm going to ignore the celebrity part and say that one dead person I wish I would have met would be my maternal Grandfather. He died when my Mom was pregnant with me.

47. I've lived at my current address since: December 2001.

48. I've been told I look like: No one has said I look like anyone else.

49. If I could have any car, it would be a: Lamborghini Diablo. Rawr.

50. If I got a new dog tomorrow: Rob would have a fit and make me take it back to where I got it from.