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1. Are you an innie or an outie?
My belly button is an innie.
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
I might have when I was a little kid in the '70's, but I haven't worn them any time in recent memory.
3. Have you ever written a song?
Only dirty parodies of songs.
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
Yup, thanks to the "zebra pig" that holds our spare change.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet?
Yup, when I was pregnant I had to pee when I was at Hustler Hollywood. If I didn't pee soon, I would pee my pants. The woman's room had a line out the door, so I made a run into the men's room. I really didn't have a choice.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
Not intentionally.
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries?
Beside the fries, though I don't usually use ketchup on fries.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
Nope.
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
Very briefly and I hated it.
10. Have you ever broken a mirror?
Not that I recall.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
No, I'm not that stupid and I've seen A Christmas Story.
12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
People telling me what I need/don't need. I think I can make those decisions for myself, thank you.
13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?
Not usually.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
I probably did as a kid.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
Big Mac. I can't stand Burger King.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
Nope, and I doubt I ever will.
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
I bring my own cloth bags so I don't have to take either.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
True. Om nom nom nom.
19. Did you have a baby blanket?
I don't remember... maybe.
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
I've cut my own bangs when I used to have them, but have never tried to give myself a hair cut. That would only end in tears.
21. Have you ever sleepwalked?
Yes.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
Yes, when I was a small child.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up?
No. Ew.
24. Are you double jointed?
Yes, very muchly so.
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be?
Eighteen, I think that would be a good age.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
Yes.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?
Not that I recall.
28. What is your dream car?
Lexus SC 430
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time?
Either Dungeons and Dragons or Thundercats.
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?
No, but that's because I won't enter any natural body of water (ocean, lake, stream, etc.).
31. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first?
Get out of the car.
32. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Not as a patient, but I've ridden up front when Rob was the patient. We were at my Mom's place in December of 2006 and he was taken to the ER by an ambulance.
33. Can you pick something up with your toes?
Yup, I have prehensile toes.
34. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
Two. One universal remote for the tv/dvd player/vcr and one for the tv in the bedroom.
35. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
Never in grade school, high school or college. Several times in law school.
36. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
None.
37. How many foreign countries have you visited?
I think I visited Aruba with my parents when I was a kid, but I don't remember the visit at all.
38. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
I am out of shape and no, I would not.
39. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
Rich and unhappy. Money means a lot to me.
40. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
I'd try to stay as relaxed as possible and call for help.
41. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
No, I have a GPS in my car.
42. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
I don't think so.
43. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
Probably Cinderella.
44. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
The box of broken crayons.
45. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
I can't eat bread anymore or my blood sugar will skyrocket to dangerous levels.
46. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
Scrambled.
47. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
No.
48. Do you talk in your sleep?
I don't think so.
49. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?
Shovel snow because it means it would be cold outside.
50. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?
Constricted by a python.
51. Have you ever played in the rain?
Not that I can remember. While I like looking outside at the rain, I don't like being out in it.
52. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
An angry bear because it can follow you. A shark can't leave the water.
53. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
Yes, yes I would.
54. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
I believe the main noticible difference is in the snout shape.
55. Do you drink pepsi or coke?
Whatever I have in the house that's diet. I have a preference for diet coke though.
56. What's your favorite number?
Four.
57. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
Probably an SUV.
58. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
No, if I've ever taken something from a hotel it's been on purpose (like those little bottles of shampoo).
59. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
If I had to, yes. I have severe allergies and it's better than sneezing or having snot drip down my face while I head somewhere else to do so.
60. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
Yup, luckily I've never had any serious injuries from it.
61. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
I use apple scented shower gel from Bath and Body Works.
62. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
No, but there was one time in LA when I needed a locksmith because the lock and doorknob were broken. While I couldn't get in, I did have the keys on me.
63. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
One of the Simpsons voices. I'd love to be a voice actor and I'm pretty good at it. I've had friends say they think I was a cartoon character in my past life from some of the voices I can do.
64. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
Lon Chaney Jr. *swoon* Yes, he's dead, but it didn't specify dead or alive and today's actors are all bleh.
65. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn?
Many times.
66. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?
A huge nose.
67. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like?
Yes, but I wouldn't do so when my best friend was there.
68. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?
Depends on the situation.
69. Have you ever returned a gift?
No.
70. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
I haven't yet and I don't think I'll start any time soon.
71. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
Gymnastics.
72. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Too many to count.
73. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
No.
74. Do you sing in the car?
Sometimes, but I'm tone deaf so it's not pleasant to listen to.
75. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
The dumpster... if it was empty.
76. What is your favorite breed of dog?
Chihuahua... I guess. I can't be around dogs, I'm too allergic to them.
77. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
Absolutely.
78. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
I don't know, I have no clue what a stingray bike is.
79. What is your least favorite fruit?
Tomato.
80. What kind of fruit have you never had?
Durian, and I don't think I'm brave enough to try one.
81. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
Probably either Avenue, Lane Bryant, Coach, or Louis Vuitton.
82. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
I don't wear sports apparel.
83. Are/were you a good student?
In grade school and high school I was a very good student.
In college, I was good, but usually drunk.
In law school I worked my ass off and did decently well.
84. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
Probably no one.
85. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
I wouldn't join the military ever, no matter what.
86. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
I might if I had the training.
87. What do you think is your best feature?
In general it would be my intelligence. Physically it would be my hair.
88. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
I can't sing or play any instruments well, so this question really doesn't apply.
89. What is your favorite season?
Fall.
90. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
Four. My Mom, my Dad, Rob, and Gabriel.
91. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
Sight.
92. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
Painter, at least I could fake my way through that.
93. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
Seven. Four for undergrad and three for law school.
94. Have you ever had surgery?
Yes, I had a c-section when Gabriel was born.
95. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
Figure skater. I don't think I'd be good at either, but at least with skating I'd be on ice and in a nice cold room.
96. What do you like to collect?
Dragons and elder gods (aka cthulhu).
97. If your house were on fire and you had pick whether to wear the red shoes or the green ones before you jumped out the window which would you pick?
Right now I'd grab my light blue Uggs. I don't think I have any red or green shoes at the moment.
98. Who would you rather be stuck on a desert island with Barney the purple dinosaur, The Tellitubbies or The Stay Puff Marshmellow Man?
The Marshmellow Man. He's edible.
99. What is your bra size and/or penis length.
I don't know. I can't find a bra that has a large enough cup size!
100. Now that you have answered one hundred questions how do you feel?
Tired.
My belly button is an innie.
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
I might have when I was a little kid in the '70's, but I haven't worn them any time in recent memory.
3. Have you ever written a song?
Only dirty parodies of songs.
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
Yup, thanks to the "zebra pig" that holds our spare change.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet?
Yup, when I was pregnant I had to pee when I was at Hustler Hollywood. If I didn't pee soon, I would pee my pants. The woman's room had a line out the door, so I made a run into the men's room. I really didn't have a choice.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
Not intentionally.
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries?
Beside the fries, though I don't usually use ketchup on fries.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
Nope.
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
Very briefly and I hated it.
10. Have you ever broken a mirror?
Not that I recall.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
No, I'm not that stupid and I've seen A Christmas Story.
12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
People telling me what I need/don't need. I think I can make those decisions for myself, thank you.
13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?
Not usually.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
I probably did as a kid.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
Big Mac. I can't stand Burger King.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
Nope, and I doubt I ever will.
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
I bring my own cloth bags so I don't have to take either.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
True. Om nom nom nom.
19. Did you have a baby blanket?
I don't remember... maybe.
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
I've cut my own bangs when I used to have them, but have never tried to give myself a hair cut. That would only end in tears.
21. Have you ever sleepwalked?
Yes.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
Yes, when I was a small child.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up?
No. Ew.
24. Are you double jointed?
Yes, very muchly so.
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be?
Eighteen, I think that would be a good age.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
Yes.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?
Not that I recall.
28. What is your dream car?
Lexus SC 430
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time?
Either Dungeons and Dragons or Thundercats.
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?
No, but that's because I won't enter any natural body of water (ocean, lake, stream, etc.).
31. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first?
Get out of the car.
32. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Not as a patient, but I've ridden up front when Rob was the patient. We were at my Mom's place in December of 2006 and he was taken to the ER by an ambulance.
33. Can you pick something up with your toes?
Yup, I have prehensile toes.
34. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
Two. One universal remote for the tv/dvd player/vcr and one for the tv in the bedroom.
35. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
Never in grade school, high school or college. Several times in law school.
36. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
None.
37. How many foreign countries have you visited?
I think I visited Aruba with my parents when I was a kid, but I don't remember the visit at all.
38. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
I am out of shape and no, I would not.
39. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
Rich and unhappy. Money means a lot to me.
40. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
I'd try to stay as relaxed as possible and call for help.
41. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
No, I have a GPS in my car.
42. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
I don't think so.
43. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
Probably Cinderella.
44. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
The box of broken crayons.
45. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
I can't eat bread anymore or my blood sugar will skyrocket to dangerous levels.
46. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
Scrambled.
47. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
No.
48. Do you talk in your sleep?
I don't think so.
49. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?
Shovel snow because it means it would be cold outside.
50. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?
Constricted by a python.
51. Have you ever played in the rain?
Not that I can remember. While I like looking outside at the rain, I don't like being out in it.
52. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
An angry bear because it can follow you. A shark can't leave the water.
53. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
Yes, yes I would.
54. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
I believe the main noticible difference is in the snout shape.
55. Do you drink pepsi or coke?
Whatever I have in the house that's diet. I have a preference for diet coke though.
56. What's your favorite number?
Four.
57. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
Probably an SUV.
58. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
No, if I've ever taken something from a hotel it's been on purpose (like those little bottles of shampoo).
59. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
If I had to, yes. I have severe allergies and it's better than sneezing or having snot drip down my face while I head somewhere else to do so.
60. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
Yup, luckily I've never had any serious injuries from it.
61. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
I use apple scented shower gel from Bath and Body Works.
62. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
No, but there was one time in LA when I needed a locksmith because the lock and doorknob were broken. While I couldn't get in, I did have the keys on me.
63. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
One of the Simpsons voices. I'd love to be a voice actor and I'm pretty good at it. I've had friends say they think I was a cartoon character in my past life from some of the voices I can do.
64. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
Lon Chaney Jr. *swoon* Yes, he's dead, but it didn't specify dead or alive and today's actors are all bleh.
65. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn?
Many times.
66. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?
A huge nose.
67. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like?
Yes, but I wouldn't do so when my best friend was there.
68. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?
Depends on the situation.
69. Have you ever returned a gift?
No.
70. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
I haven't yet and I don't think I'll start any time soon.
71. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
Gymnastics.
72. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Too many to count.
73. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
No.
74. Do you sing in the car?
Sometimes, but I'm tone deaf so it's not pleasant to listen to.
75. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
The dumpster... if it was empty.
76. What is your favorite breed of dog?
Chihuahua... I guess. I can't be around dogs, I'm too allergic to them.
77. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
Absolutely.
78. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
I don't know, I have no clue what a stingray bike is.
79. What is your least favorite fruit?
Tomato.
80. What kind of fruit have you never had?
Durian, and I don't think I'm brave enough to try one.
81. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
Probably either Avenue, Lane Bryant, Coach, or Louis Vuitton.
82. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
I don't wear sports apparel.
83. Are/were you a good student?
In grade school and high school I was a very good student.
In college, I was good, but usually drunk.
In law school I worked my ass off and did decently well.
84. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
Probably no one.
85. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
I wouldn't join the military ever, no matter what.
86. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
I might if I had the training.
87. What do you think is your best feature?
In general it would be my intelligence. Physically it would be my hair.
88. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
I can't sing or play any instruments well, so this question really doesn't apply.
89. What is your favorite season?
Fall.
90. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
Four. My Mom, my Dad, Rob, and Gabriel.
91. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
Sight.
92. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
Painter, at least I could fake my way through that.
93. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
Seven. Four for undergrad and three for law school.
94. Have you ever had surgery?
Yes, I had a c-section when Gabriel was born.
95. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
Figure skater. I don't think I'd be good at either, but at least with skating I'd be on ice and in a nice cold room.
96. What do you like to collect?
Dragons and elder gods (aka cthulhu).
97. If your house were on fire and you had pick whether to wear the red shoes or the green ones before you jumped out the window which would you pick?
Right now I'd grab my light blue Uggs. I don't think I have any red or green shoes at the moment.
98. Who would you rather be stuck on a desert island with Barney the purple dinosaur, The Tellitubbies or The Stay Puff Marshmellow Man?
The Marshmellow Man. He's edible.
99. What is your bra size and/or penis length.
I don't know. I can't find a bra that has a large enough cup size!
100. Now that you have answered one hundred questions how do you feel?
Tired.
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