Yeah, I know what you're all saying. "Holy crap, he posted twice in the same day! Isn't that, like, a sign of the Apocalypse or something?"

Well, yes. It is. But that's beside the point.

If you're a screenwriter, or have an idea to pitch to Hollywood, or just want to shoot 7-Up out your nose (like I did, unfortunately), check out this site. Really, REALLY bad ideas for movies that were actually submitted, such as:

"Scent of Mirrors: A ghostly assassin haunts a city with an invisibletouch, possessing the souls of his targets with a singular and uniqueskill----his adapted sense of smell."

Query Letters I Love. You know you want to.