...that Mel Gibson only reads the Bible. (Sorry, but you'll have to click on the Celebrity READ catalogue to find the offending image -- for some reason the URL to the main poster page and Mel Gibson's both go to Christina Ricci's.)

(Really hoping this doesn't mean we have THE PASSION OF 1984 to look forward to.)

earworm: "Isabel," Bjork

rec: uh, mind suddenly blank -- DRIVING MR. ALBERT by Michael Paterniti -- whew

namecheck: George Rowe the Dog Who Is Right Next To Me