Silly Thinking

This week's entry was going to be about Mail Order brides, but the opportunity to pretend to interview Adult Actress and Gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey was something I could pass up. So the Lovely Ladies of Moscow will have to wait until next week.

And now here she is, all the way from Los Angeles, California, Ms. Mary "Carey" Cook:


I didn't want it to be Arnold.

You seem distressed. You didn't really think you could win did you?


Of course not, but you know, after my concession speech on the Game Show network last night I was watching Rob Lowe and he made me mad all over again. Rob was talking about how great it was that Arnold had triumphed over "puke politics." He said something about how Arnold's win might change people's minds, good people who want to run but who up to now have said "I've made my money, why should I put myself through the abuse of running for office." Arnold's example would change the good candidates minds.
And I wondered why does Rob Lowe think that all the good candidates would be rich?
Cause you know, I'm smarter than Arnold, and I'm better at acting than Arnold. And when you look at Arnold you can't say that what makes me a joke candidate is the size my tits. No, what makes me a joke is the size of my checking account.

Whose tits are bigger by the way?


Mine are bigger.

Do you think the accusations against Arnold are fair?


I can understand that when you have 35 women claiming you molested them, a couple of them might be lying. Two or three.
And I think the Nazi thing is fair too. I mean look at his movies. All Arnold does in his movies is kill. Or hold a woman's head in the toilet and boasts about it. You call that movies? You call that a movie star? He kills everybody. My movies are real movies. You can enjoy them. And I'm no Nazi and I never liked Nazis.


A lot of democrats are very discouraged. I heard a democrat from Oregon say that this means that Bush will probably win the next election because Bush will bail out California now, and then Arnold will help make Bush look moderate.


The democrats need to grow up. Gray Davis didn't do enough to protect his state from the corporate crooks and now he's had to pay for it. Unfortunately we all have to pay for it with him.

Yeah.


I didn't want it to be Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'd make a better governor.

I'm with you.

Some of the quotes above are taken from this real article/interview with Mary.