Silly Thinking

Hello everyone and welcome to "Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain" now union made. I'm Jim Farris filling in for Doug while he is traveling to Russia for his next special report on Russian brides and the fall of Communisim.

And now it's time for our regular Thursday feature "Thursday's Off The Top Of My Head Thursday Report".

Well let's peak into the "Silly Thinking" "Silly Files".



As many of you may know we have a new Friday feature we are trying out on Fridays (Saturdays in some markets) the very popular "The Game". Were very excited about having a wonderful interactive feature like this here at "Silly Thinking".



I wanted to remind you that it is interactive and you can play and post your answers. It is a very easy and fun game to play and tommorow we will have a special sci-fi edition where all the movies will be science fiction classics (or science fiction anyway). Special guest judges will all be speculative fiction icons from the world of movies and TV. I hope you will go by and enjoy the procedings and PLAY ALONG! IT'S FUN GODDAMNIT.



How about Douglas Lain's boffo interview with Mary Carey yesterday?



The porn star and former gubenatorial candidate barred her soul to our own Douglas and revealed some very intresting insights. Doug was very impressed with Carey as he told me in this pre-recorded interview:


Doug: Mary..Mary.. Carey. I love you.


Jim: Doug?


Doug: Mary Carey was my favorite candidate.


Jim: I didn't know much about her before your interview...


Doug: Did you see her insights? They were magnificent.


Jim: Uhh... yeah she seemed to have quite a head on her shoulders.


Doug: ...head... yeah. Mary Mary MARY MARY....


Jim:..well I look forward to your expose of Russian mail order brides next Wednesday.How's that going?


Doug: Yeah... communisim.. blah blah blah. Did you see her insights? Mary... Carey.

Well we all look forward to Douglas's report next Wednesday.

How about that California recall race? It's the end of the world when dozens of Kennedy's back the Republican in a race. Sargent Shriver was there. He was George McGovern's Vice Presidential candidate... now cheering on a meatheaded Republican movie star.
My friends in the golden state tell me that Gray Davis was a horrible, lying, cheating, cold, mean, guy. Which may explain why he couldn't even carry Los Angeles county.



Doug: Carey? Did you say Carey? Mary Carey. She could carry my district anytime.


Jim: Douglas please. That was cheap joke and your not even on anymore. You were pre-recorded anyway what are you doing here?


Doug: I dunno Jim. All I know is Mary Carey. Jesus Christ on a crutch.


Jim: What does that mean?


Doug: Get out of the way here comes Mary Carey!!! The next governor of my heart.

Well thats all the time we have. Join us tommorow for 'THE SPECIAL SCI-FI EDITION OF THE GAME" and on the weekend...


Doug: Science fiction? Who cares about science fiction? I don't. It's a sham. I don't care about politics or science fiction or any of that crap. I'M A FRAUD AND I DON'T CARE!! MAAARRYYYY CAAARRRREEEEY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh...uh... is this on?