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From Hollywood!



It's The Marlon Brando Show. Starring Marlon Brando.


Marlon's guest tonight...

CNN talk show host LARRY KING!




Political commentator and author ANN COULTER!



With Sy Henderson and the Marlon Brando Orchestra.


I'm Leonard Peltier....

and now MARLON BRANDO!!!


MB: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Welcome. Thank you.
Shut up!
Well we have been having a busy week here. As you may know last week we had my good friend Michael Jackson on our show and... I'm not allowed to talk about any of this but he... well Michael's in a little trouble now. And we had the Sheriff's deputies here asking questions and they wanted a tape of the show. You know... we talked about never never land and Bubbles his kid and all that and they wanted to see it. I told them to buy a set for Christ sake. But.. you know... we wish Michael well and.. thats all I'm going to say about it. But I think it's a witch hunt. Like in the MEDIEVAL days. A witch hunt.
Ann Coulter.


AC: Thank you Marlon. Thank you.


MB: Now Coulter. What is your story? You wrote this book "Treason" where you say everyone who disagrees with you should be tried for treason.


AC: Well, not exactly but yes..


MB: And everyone who disagrees with you are lefties. You know left wingers.


AC: Well not exactly Marlon, but mostly. Yes.


MB: You know if one is tried for treason one is hung. Choked to death.


AC: Yes. Well, these people are traitors and...


MB: You are a pig. Animal.You come from a pampered spoiled background and you have no compassion or brains.


AC: now wait a minute you don't know anything about my life.


MB: I know that you're a pig and a little girl. You make me sick.


AC: Well, I can't believe you're talking to me this way.


MB: Believe it pig. Hey Peltier?


LP: Yes sir.


MB: You wanna ask pig girl here a question?


LP:Yes. Miss Coulter, hello.


AC: I don't know why you are here. The government should have killed you long ago.


MB: Shut up swine! Leonard is talking.


LP: Thank you Marlon. Why do say that Miss Coulter?


AC: You're a criminal, a terrorist. The fact that liberals would show you sympathy or try to "protect your rights" only shows that these liberals hate America and are traitors.


LP: You know Miss Coulter you have an outward appearance of beauty but your inner darkness taints you. You really are an ugly ugly person. You are a hideous ugly beast.
The truth is I was framed, and the American Indian Movement was sabotaged by the Federal Government.

AC: You copkiller...


MB: You had your turn beast pig. Hey Sy. You wanna ask this tramp a question?


SH: Uhhh. Well. I guess. Uhh. Miss Coulter, what kind of music do you like?


AC: Music? Uhh, well Smokey Robinson and The Miracles and Oh yes. I loved The Carpenters.


SH: You asshole! I ought to come over there and beat you within an inch of your life.


AC: What? Because of the music I like? What is this?

MB: Shut up. The Carpenters? Have you no decency? My God. I am this close to slapping you myself. Get out, and take your book with you. You fucking pig whore.

(Coulter leaves as Brando throws her book hitting her in the back.)


MB: Well. I enjoyed that. And now the King of talk, Larry King.

(King enters and he and Marlon kiss)


LK: Hi folks. Hiya, Marlon. It's happening. Remember when I had you on my show and you kept trying to turn the questions onto me, and I said one day we'd do it the other way and you could interview me? Well now it's happening.


MB: Larry, Larry, Larry. How are you my friend? What the hell are you talking about?


LK: I'm great. But you, look at this show. What a show this is. Great Marlon. The Marlon Brando Show.

(applause)


MB: You are the best.


LK: You got your own show.


MB: Brilliant Larry. Very perceptive. You know King after that insightful interview with Porky Pig there I really don't have the stomach for an interview with you filled with mindless chatter and your insipid little life.


LK: Yeah, she was really mad, Marlon.


MB: Yeah well fuck her. Nothing personal Larry, but I just want to go and do something real now. Not sit here and talk to some schmuck about nothing. Because you are about nothing.


LK: It's true.


MB: Yeah, I know. Do you mind if I just cut this off and just get you out of here?


LK: Hey, no. It's your show Marlon.


MB: Nothing personal.


LK: Oh. You can't offend me. I have so little real human emotion left. You know. I don't give a damn about anything or anyone.


MB: I love you, Mister Nothing.


LK: Sure.


MB: Good night everybody.


LP: Mister Brando's wardrobe by Native Girls on his private island. This is a Mar-Bran Doug Woug Production in association with Harpo Productions. This Blog was recorded.