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BREAKING NEWS: WISCONSIN PROJECTION
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This is SILLY THINKING BREAKING NEWS.
Now from Silly Thinking's New York Election Headquarters in New York here is Connie Chung.
CC: Good evening again. With 23% of the votes now counted in Wisconsin we still have a dead heat tie for first place between John Kerry and John Edwards with 38% each.
But Silly Thinking is projecting John Kerry the winner of Wisconsin with the use of exit polling and hard votes counted.
Doctor Dean is still a distant third.
Little tiny Dennis has 3% so far and Reverend Billy Graham has 1%.
We have Reverend Graham on the live line LIVE.
Good evenning good Reverend.
BG: Good evening, Diane. But, before we begin, I must tell you. I think you have the wrong Reverend.
CC: Let us let God sort out that mess Good Reverend.
BG:...
CC: How do you feel to show so poorly in Wisconsin. So many of your people live there. Didn't you think you'd do better?
BG: Diane, I am not in politics. I think you may have me confused with Reverend Al Sharpton.
CC: Interesting. So, you are not suprised?
BG: Well, if that happened I suppose I would be pleased. But, I say again, I think you have me confused with somebody else.
CC: What a good sport. A gentlemen in defeat as well as victory.
Bill Pullman what do you think?
BP: You made a mistake Connie. I'm not suprised. You wanted Sharpton...
CC: I'm sorry, Reverend Pullman. I have to interrupt you. Howard The Dean is speaking now...LIVE.
Dean says he has called Kerry and Edwards and congratulated them. He says some are dissapointed, but he wants them to think about how far they have come.
CC:That they are young and want change fast. But they have written the Democratic platform. And the Democrats are'nt talking about medicare any more.
Guess what, he says, stand up and you'll like it.
"We are not done" says Howard The Duck.
'A quarter of the people who gave him money are under thirty and he has a long way to go.
We will do that together. Give back power to the people, give people thier jobs back, give everybody health insurance, and we will give America back it's pride, it's promise, it's children, it's decent wages, we will do everything together...'
CC:Well thats enough of him.
We'll be back if more news breaks.
Repeating that, Silly Thinking has projected John Kerry the winner today even though the raw numbers still show a dead heat tie.
I'm Connie Chung. See you later.
This has been Silly Thinking BREAKING NEWS. A new dedication to English.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain.
We will change America and give everybody everything they want!
Now from Silly Thinking's New York Election Headquarters in New York here is Connie Chung.
CC: Good evening again. With 23% of the votes now counted in Wisconsin we still have a dead heat tie for first place between John Kerry and John Edwards with 38% each.
But Silly Thinking is projecting John Kerry the winner of Wisconsin with the use of exit polling and hard votes counted.
Doctor Dean is still a distant third.
Little tiny Dennis has 3% so far and Reverend Billy Graham has 1%.
We have Reverend Graham on the live line LIVE.
Good evenning good Reverend.
BG: Good evening, Diane. But, before we begin, I must tell you. I think you have the wrong Reverend.
CC: Let us let God sort out that mess Good Reverend.
BG:...
CC: How do you feel to show so poorly in Wisconsin. So many of your people live there. Didn't you think you'd do better?
BG: Diane, I am not in politics. I think you may have me confused with Reverend Al Sharpton.
CC: Interesting. So, you are not suprised?
BG: Well, if that happened I suppose I would be pleased. But, I say again, I think you have me confused with somebody else.
CC: What a good sport. A gentlemen in defeat as well as victory.
Bill Pullman what do you think?
BP: You made a mistake Connie. I'm not suprised. You wanted Sharpton...
CC: I'm sorry, Reverend Pullman. I have to interrupt you. Howard The Dean is speaking now...LIVE.
Dean says he has called Kerry and Edwards and congratulated them. He says some are dissapointed, but he wants them to think about how far they have come.
CC:That they are young and want change fast. But they have written the Democratic platform. And the Democrats are'nt talking about medicare any more.
Guess what, he says, stand up and you'll like it.
"We are not done" says Howard The Duck.
'A quarter of the people who gave him money are under thirty and he has a long way to go.
We will do that together. Give back power to the people, give people thier jobs back, give everybody health insurance, and we will give America back it's pride, it's promise, it's children, it's decent wages, we will do everything together...'
CC:Well thats enough of him.
We'll be back if more news breaks.
Repeating that, Silly Thinking has projected John Kerry the winner today even though the raw numbers still show a dead heat tie.
I'm Connie Chung. See you later.
This has been Silly Thinking BREAKING NEWS. A new dedication to English.
Jim Farris presents Silly Thinking with Douglas Lain.
We will change America and give everybody everything they want!
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