Silly Thinking
*with Jim Farris*
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Four is Enough
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Doug: [Dials phone]
Switchboard Operator: White House.
Doug: Ummm...
Switchboard Operator: May I help you?
Doug: I have a message for Dick Cheney.
Switchboard Operator: Sir...
Doug: Please tell him that I don't appreciate his war profiteering and he can go fuck himself.
Switchboard Operator: Sir--
Doug: He can go fuck himself.
Switchboard Operator: [...]
Doug: I don't appreciate his war profiteering and he can go fuck himself. [Hangs up phone]
Ben: Papa?
Doug: God, I'm all jittery now.
Ben: What does "fuck yourself" mean?
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