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Marlon Brando
Tonight!
Oscar winning filmmaker Michael Moore!
“Spiderman” Star Kirsten Dunst!
Musical Guest: Flying Monkeys!
with DJ X Jazzy Goldstein.
I’m Len Peltier.
And now our very own webslinger, MARLON BRANDO!!!!!
MB: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you senor’s and senoritas. Si. Si. Muy bien gringos. SILENCO!
Thank you my dear ones, and welcome to our humble offering. I am your humble host, Marlon Brando.
Hello Len.
LP: Mister Brando, hello.
MB: Hi Jazzy X.
JG: X Jazzy Goldstein. Hello Mister Brando.
MB: You are one weird hombre senor. So we got a big show tonight, don’t we Len?
LP: Ahh yes. Yes!
MB: Michael Moore is here. He did that big movie. “Fahrenheit 451” out now. Have you seen that thing Len?
LP: No, no. We don’t get a lot of new movies where I am.
MB: That’s terrible. What’s the last movie you got to see?
LP: Humm. Let’s see. It was a Benji movie with Chevy Chase.
MB: What the hell? I’m serious now.
LP: No. No joke. It was Chevy Chase and Benji.
MB: What the hell, I’m being serious here… Benji? What the hell is a Benji? Some kind of thing?
LP: Benji, the dog…
MB: OH! That loveable mutt from the movies, little Benji.
LP: Yes! and Chevy Chase.
MB: Chevy Chase? That pimp? He did a movie with Benji?
LP: Yes. Chevy Chase is a detective who dies and comes back to earth as Benji and..
MB: Lord in heaven. Chevy Chase… whore… and that’s what they show you in prison?
LP: Yes!
MB: Look kids, don’t break the laws because you’ll have to go to prison and watch Chevy Chase pictures. My God, that’s the way to keep people out of prison. But you didn’t break the law did you my amigo?
LP: No.
MB: No, you are a political prisoner. They put you in the slammer for your politics.
LP: That’s right.
MB: And I found out a few days ago that your people, and God blesses your people Len…
LP: Thank you Marlon.
MB: Your people tried to get Bill Clinton to pardon you and he didn’t do it.
LP: That’s right.
MB: Len, why didn’t you tell me that last week when that hump was here?
LP: I didn’t want to intrude.
MB: Intrude? You don’t intrude amigo, so last week when Clinton said to you “I feel your pain”, he…
LP: Yeah…
MB: Rat bastard! That man is a pimp. Michael Moore.
MM: Hi! Hi ya. Hi Mister Brando.
MB: Michael Moore. What do you think about how Clinton treated my man Len there.
MM: That stinks, yeah, maybe I should make a movie about you Leonard.
LP: Yes!
MM: No, seriously I should. Let me talk to some people..
LP: Oh, yeah, right, OK.
MB: Michael Moore. You have a big hit with this “Fahrenheit 451” now.
MM: Yeah, “911” “Fahrenheit 911”. I’m amazed. It’s really huge. I guess people are really interested.
MB: It’s about the President…
MM: Yeah it’s all about the lies Bush told to get us into war.
MB: Yeah, rough amigo. I here it’s rough. Who plays Bush in this thing?
MM: Ha ha, well Bush plays Bush. I mean it’s a doc…
MB: You know which movie I liked that you did was that “Canadian Bacon”.
MM: Oh…
MB: Hilarious. I tell you I laughed my ass off.
MM: Well, ha ha, thanks…
MB: and in this new one the President does… what?
MM: well it reveals the lies he told and the way he got us into war for nothing except lining the pockets of..
MB: Does he attack Canada in this thing? That was so funny in “Canadian Bacon”.
MM: well no, this is a documentary, or deals with the facts, it’s kind of an op-ed piece I guess.
MB: Op ed. So what happens?
MM: Well, he lies to the American people and sends our boys to be killed.
MB: Look what they did to my boys.
MM: Oh, right, from “The Godfather”, well.
MB: Do you have Alan Alda in this one?
MM: No Marlon, this is…
MB: Ha ha. Well you should’ve got Alda, he’s the best.
MM:….
MB: Kirsten Dunst.
KD: Hello. Mister Brando, what an honor.
MB: My goodness. Look at you!
KD: Ha! Oh, your so sweet.
MB: Michael look at her.
MM: Yeah, your beautiful.
KD: Stop it, thanks.
MB My God, sitting between Moore and me you look like a Kirsten Dunst sandwich.
KD: Ha ha., no, now you guys…
MB: On a hoagie.
KD: Oh my, ha ha.
MB: No, you are beautiful my dear. Now you are in this “SpiderShow”….
KD: “Spiderman”, based on the comic book…
MB: Oh, the comics. You know I was in a comic book movie.
KD: I know.
MB: I was Captain Jor El of Krypton in “Superboy”. Did you ever see that one Senorita?
KD: Yes, I love you in that. You have that wonderful accent.
MB: You’re like between two big pieces of French bread, you know a sandwich… something.
KD: What? Oh, ha ha. Yes.
MB: My God your lovely.
KD Well, thanks again, I…
MB: Goodnight. Happy Fourth.
LP: Marlon Brando is a Jim- Far, Mar- Bran, Doug- Woug, Harpo Productions, production. Marlon Brando’s wardrobe from Left Over Tin Foil on Krypton. This blog is recorded.
ST IS!
Tonight!
Oscar winning filmmaker Michael Moore!
“Spiderman” Star Kirsten Dunst!
Musical Guest: Flying Monkeys!
with DJ X Jazzy Goldstein.
I’m Len Peltier.
And now our very own webslinger, MARLON BRANDO!!!!!
MB: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you senor’s and senoritas. Si. Si. Muy bien gringos. SILENCO!
Thank you my dear ones, and welcome to our humble offering. I am your humble host, Marlon Brando.
Hello Len.
LP: Mister Brando, hello.
MB: Hi Jazzy X.
JG: X Jazzy Goldstein. Hello Mister Brando.
MB: You are one weird hombre senor. So we got a big show tonight, don’t we Len?
LP: Ahh yes. Yes!
MB: Michael Moore is here. He did that big movie. “Fahrenheit 451” out now. Have you seen that thing Len?
LP: No, no. We don’t get a lot of new movies where I am.
MB: That’s terrible. What’s the last movie you got to see?
LP: Humm. Let’s see. It was a Benji movie with Chevy Chase.
MB: What the hell? I’m serious now.
LP: No. No joke. It was Chevy Chase and Benji.
MB: What the hell, I’m being serious here… Benji? What the hell is a Benji? Some kind of thing?
LP: Benji, the dog…
MB: OH! That loveable mutt from the movies, little Benji.
LP: Yes! and Chevy Chase.
MB: Chevy Chase? That pimp? He did a movie with Benji?
LP: Yes. Chevy Chase is a detective who dies and comes back to earth as Benji and..
MB: Lord in heaven. Chevy Chase… whore… and that’s what they show you in prison?
LP: Yes!
MB: Look kids, don’t break the laws because you’ll have to go to prison and watch Chevy Chase pictures. My God, that’s the way to keep people out of prison. But you didn’t break the law did you my amigo?
LP: No.
MB: No, you are a political prisoner. They put you in the slammer for your politics.
LP: That’s right.
MB: And I found out a few days ago that your people, and God blesses your people Len…
LP: Thank you Marlon.
MB: Your people tried to get Bill Clinton to pardon you and he didn’t do it.
LP: That’s right.
MB: Len, why didn’t you tell me that last week when that hump was here?
LP: I didn’t want to intrude.
MB: Intrude? You don’t intrude amigo, so last week when Clinton said to you “I feel your pain”, he…
LP: Yeah…
MB: Rat bastard! That man is a pimp. Michael Moore.
MM: Hi! Hi ya. Hi Mister Brando.
MB: Michael Moore. What do you think about how Clinton treated my man Len there.
MM: That stinks, yeah, maybe I should make a movie about you Leonard.
LP: Yes!
MM: No, seriously I should. Let me talk to some people..
LP: Oh, yeah, right, OK.
MB: Michael Moore. You have a big hit with this “Fahrenheit 451” now.
MM: Yeah, “911” “Fahrenheit 911”. I’m amazed. It’s really huge. I guess people are really interested.
MB: It’s about the President…
MM: Yeah it’s all about the lies Bush told to get us into war.
MB: Yeah, rough amigo. I here it’s rough. Who plays Bush in this thing?
MM: Ha ha, well Bush plays Bush. I mean it’s a doc…
MB: You know which movie I liked that you did was that “Canadian Bacon”.
MM: Oh…
MB: Hilarious. I tell you I laughed my ass off.
MM: Well, ha ha, thanks…
MB: and in this new one the President does… what?
MM: well it reveals the lies he told and the way he got us into war for nothing except lining the pockets of..
MB: Does he attack Canada in this thing? That was so funny in “Canadian Bacon”.
MM: well no, this is a documentary, or deals with the facts, it’s kind of an op-ed piece I guess.
MB: Op ed. So what happens?
MM: Well, he lies to the American people and sends our boys to be killed.
MB: Look what they did to my boys.
MM: Oh, right, from “The Godfather”, well.
MB: Do you have Alan Alda in this one?
MM: No Marlon, this is…
MB: Ha ha. Well you should’ve got Alda, he’s the best.
MM:….
MB: Kirsten Dunst.
KD: Hello. Mister Brando, what an honor.
MB: My goodness. Look at you!
KD: Ha! Oh, your so sweet.
MB: Michael look at her.
MM: Yeah, your beautiful.
KD: Stop it, thanks.
MB My God, sitting between Moore and me you look like a Kirsten Dunst sandwich.
KD: Ha ha., no, now you guys…
MB: On a hoagie.
KD: Oh my, ha ha.
MB: No, you are beautiful my dear. Now you are in this “SpiderShow”….
KD: “Spiderman”, based on the comic book…
MB: Oh, the comics. You know I was in a comic book movie.
KD: I know.
MB: I was Captain Jor El of Krypton in “Superboy”. Did you ever see that one Senorita?
KD: Yes, I love you in that. You have that wonderful accent.
MB: You’re like between two big pieces of French bread, you know a sandwich… something.
KD: What? Oh, ha ha. Yes.
MB: My God your lovely.
KD Well, thanks again, I…
MB: Goodnight. Happy Fourth.
LP: Marlon Brando is a Jim- Far, Mar- Bran, Doug- Woug, Harpo Productions, production. Marlon Brando’s wardrobe from Left Over Tin Foil on Krypton. This blog is recorded.
ST IS!
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