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STNews presents

A Special Report.

Presidential Debate Preview.

Here,

from the campus of Arizona State University in Tempe, Arizona, is ST senior debate correspondent, Connie Chung.

CC: Good afternoon. Tonight’s the night as the final round of presidential debates for 2004 kicks off with the Tempest in Tempe, the Dust up in the Desert, The New Mexican Showdown, The Tempe Torture, The…

BP: Connie.

CC: Bill Pullman everyone. The man who played the President in the movie “Independence Day”.

BP: Hi. Uh, Connie… could we get on with this?

CC: The Presideturkey In Albuquerque, The…

BP: That one doesn’t even apply.

CC: The Last Bush In The Desert, The Last John At the Last Rest Stop in The Desert, The…

BP: Alright. Just stop it.

CC: Bill, what does the President have to do tonight?

BP: Well, by most measures he lost the first two debates and this one centers on domestic issues…

CC: The Tempe is Rising, The Line In The Sand, The…

BP: STOP IT!

CC: And John Kerry, what must he do to continue the momentum he has going into tonight’s debate?

BP: Oh. Good question.

CC: Well, thank you. You’ve got to have good questions as we go into The Dessert in The Desert, The Sand Trap, The…

BP: Anyway his people are optimistic…

CC: The Showdown In The Sand, The King And I, The…

BP: We’ll be back with a wrap up after the debate. Stay with us.

CC: The Sound Of Music, The Mummy Returns, Desert Nights, The Big Mo In the Little Desert, The…

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	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011824 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-10-13 1:31 PM STSpecial Report: The Presidential Debate Preview Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) STNews presents A Special Report. Presidential Debate Preview. Here, from the campus of Arizona State University in Tempe, Arizona, is ST senior debate correspondent, Connie Chung. CC: Good afternoon. Tonight’s the night as the final round of presidential debates for 2004 kicks off with the Tempest in Tempe, the Dust up in the Desert, The New Mexican Showdown, The Tempe Torture, The… BP: Connie. CC: Bill Pullman everyone. The man who played the President in the movie “Independence Day”. BP: Hi. Uh, Connie… could we get on with this? CC: The Presideturkey In Albuquerque, The… BP: That one doesn’t even apply. CC: The Last Bush In The Desert, The Last John At the Last Rest Stop in The Desert, The… BP: Alright. Just stop it. CC: Bill, what does the President have to do tonight? BP: Well, by most measures he lost the first two debates and this one centers on domestic issues… CC: The Tempe is Rising, The Line In The Sand, The… BP: STOP IT! CC: And John Kerry, what must he do to continue the momentum he has going into tonight’s debate? BP: Oh. Good question. CC: Well, thank you. You’ve got to have good questions as we go into The Dessert in The Desert, The Sand Trap, The… BP: Anyway his people are optimistic… CC: The Showdown In The Sand, The King And I, The… BP: We’ll be back with a wrap up after the debate. Stay with us. CC: The Sound Of Music, The Mummy Returns, Desert Nights, The Big Mo In the Little Desert, The… ST IS! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top