Silly Thinking

Doug: I can't wait until I'm rich and famous and the revolution comes.

Ben: Papa, what are we doing here?

Doug: Registering to vote.

Emma: But, we're kids! We're too young to vote.

We interrupt this broadcast for a special news bulletin from ST News:

Thank you, Connie.
Last night I dreamt that the world was ending. It was a very vivid and startling dream, full of color and noise. The sky turned Sunkist(tm) orange and the ground began to shake. On television anchors and pundits, sitcom characters and soap opera queens, all argued about whether or the end times had come. Jerry Falwell argued that the end times weren't here yet, while Al Franken was convinced that this was it.
God stepped in. In order to convince all the puny humans that this was, indeed, the end times God decided to commit the miracle of immaculate conception. And this time he wouldn't just impregnate some backwater hick virgin girl, but the entire male population of the world. Not just the men, but all the male animals spontaneously gave birth. My big fat cat Stumpy Joe gave birth to a litter of kittens.
I myself did not become impregnated. Perhaps this was because, being homosexual, I was exempt from the conception.
In any case, last night I had a dream that these were the end times. We'll be breaking in with more news as this story develops. And now back to our regularly scheduled broadcast.

Doug: What? I was thinking about how many groupies I'd have when the workers overthrow their masters.

Ben: Why do we have to vote?

Doug: How else is Nader going to get the 5% he needs in order to get matching funds from the Bush administration?

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	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2012034 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2005-04-20 12:54 PM Breaking NEWS-ENd Times (Four is Enough) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (3) Doug: I can't wait until I'm rich and famous and the revolution comes. Ben: Papa, what are we doing here? Doug: Registering to vote. Emma: But, we're kids! We're too young to vote. We interrupt this broadcast for a special news bulletin from ST News: Thank you, Connie. Last night I dreamt that the world was ending. It was a very vivid and startling dream, full of color and noise. The sky turned Sunkist(tm) orange and the ground began to shake. On television anchors and pundits, sitcom characters and soap opera queens, all argued about whether or the end times had come. Jerry Falwell argued that the end times weren't here yet, while Al Franken was convinced that this was it. God stepped in. In order to convince all the puny humans that this was, indeed, the end times God decided to commit the miracle of immaculate conception. And this time he wouldn't just impregnate some backwater hick virgin girl, but the entire male population of the world. Not just the men, but all the male animals spontaneously gave birth. My big fat cat Stumpy Joe gave birth to a litter of kittens. I myself did not become impregnated. Perhaps this was because, being homosexual, I was exempt from the conception. In any case, last night I had a dream that these were the end times. We'll be breaking in with more news as this story develops. And now back to our regularly scheduled broadcast. Doug: What? I was thinking about how many groupies I'd have when the workers overthrow their masters. Ben: Why do we have to vote? Doug: How else is Nader going to get the 5% he needs in order to get matching funds from the Bush administration? Four is Enough is filmed in front of a live studio audience. Offer prohibited in Kansas and Ohio. Employees may not participate. Read/Post Comments (3) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top