Silly Thinking

“BLOGGERS”

(“Bloggers” is recorded in front of a live audience)

He’s a Conservative Christian Activist
(Marjoe Gortner)

and he’s so far left he thinks Howard Zinn is working as a stooge for the White House.
(Al Franken)

When their wives leave them and they move into an apartment together it’s a wacky Cyber Odd Couple or as we like to call them…



“Bloggers”



(The Bloggers Apartment)


Al: I think I’ll close with ‘… and let your Senator or Congressman know that you oppose drilling for oil in the Alaskan wilderness.’ Now just push send and…



J: Hey Al…


Al: Not now stupid. I’m trying to help stop the oil drilling in Alaska.



J: Al. You devil worshipper! How can you even think about stopping God’s will to drill for oil in Alaska?


Al: God’s will? Are you insane?



J: Yes, but that’s another matter.


Al:…



J: Of course God wants us to drill for oil. All the prehistoric monsters, hundreds and thousand of years of making this stuff under ground for us to use to drive our cars anywhere we want. I LOVE GOD. Praise him! Praise him for oil exploration. A FUCKING MEN.


Al: You can’t be serious. You really believe that God wants us to destroy one of the last spots on earth we haven’t destroyed already. And kill thousands of innocent animals. They're his creatures too you know.



J: Balderdash sinner! Animals don’t pray Al. There godless. They don’t go to heaven so they don’t count. PRAISE JESUS.


Al: I think I’ll sigh now just to shut you the fuck up.



J: Amen to that sinner!


Al: (Sigh.)


ST! We don’t count!