karebear
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IF I WAS A CAT, I WOULD HAVE CHOKED ON A HAIRBALL
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Today I painted part of my barn. (Which will eventually bring me to the cat hair thing.) I sat outside, percariously perched ontop of scafflling set up beside my barn. I used two cans of paint and I think I got as much on me as the barn. HAHA! After my romp with the paint can high above the ground, I had to get a shower to wash the "zinc 2265" off of me. In the shower I shed so much hair I can't believe that there is even any left on my head! If I was a cat, and had to lick my hair clean, I would surely have choked to death on a hairball by now! Thank goodness for modern technology known as aposable thumbs and shampoo! YAH! But I learned that "zinc 2265" does not wash off easily. It has to be viciously scrubbed and clawed off with fingernails and those fluffy bath thingy's girls have to wash with. And it has to be in extremely hot water. FUN STUFF. But now I am clean and "zinc 2265" free, as well as hairball free since I am not a cat and do not have to lick myself.... however, if there is an incredibly hot Austrialian sufer man who would like to lick me, please feel free to start at any time, but don't except me to listen to you talk about how you feel and your day! I just don't care! HAHAHAHA! I am horrible!


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