...people would sink their plaque encrusted germ ridden teeth into me as juices and saturated fat come oozing out of the pig intestine that is my coating.

anyway...

I'm used to school. I have a pretty easy schedule. A lot of bastards took physics this year, but NOT ME. Instead, I got a different kind of punishment called English. Ms. Larsen is seriously insane. We have four totally unrelated projects that were assigned to us in the first week of school, not to mention she never explains ANYTHING clearly and talks to us like we just exited the womb yet assigns all this work as if I have nothing to do all day besides disect my gene pool and then write an essay about it and then present it in front of the class. I hate her. I know I can forget about being exempt from the final because I will never receive a good grade in that class. Today she read us some stupid retarded story about a girl who escaped from her house after living a sheltered life and when she left she met the man of her dreams and they lived happily ever after. Then she made us write what the story was about. WHAT A FUCKING LUNATIC. I hate all this meaningless bullshit rambling about pointless things that have nothing to do with English.

Let's see. Freshmen are disgusting. I can't believe it. So lowly and inferior, walking around the school like the mutant scum they are. I am really enjoying being a senior. When I was a freshman, I always told myself I would be nice to the underclassmen. HA. Today when I was going home some freshman girl pushed me by accident and I turned around and yelled right in her face. It felt so good. I was all like, "Stoooop!" and I didn't even say sorry or anything like that after, and she just looked at me like I was the hugest bitch ever and said sorry with an attitdue. Stupid whore. You need to be yelled at, you insolent little skank. I have to enjoy this luxury now. In a year I will be a freshman in college and I will be lowly and inferior once again. So I have to make the most of it now. I can't help it. These kids are just too gross to let it go unnoticed.

I got a part in the school play. It's gonna kick ass because I am in it.

Fin.