1. In order to keep good friends, sometimes it's not such a good idea to live with them.
2. You may not be able to change a man, but if you try hard enough you can get him to dress nicer.
3. It's good to be home. Even if you get into fights with your mother all the time or you're bored every now and then.
4. Money does not buy happiness. And no, I didn't learn that until this semester.
5. Victoria's Secret is the biggest waste of money.
6. I hate Victoria's Secret, yet I own several pairs of underwear, pajama pants, a blanket and perfume from them.
7. Just because it's your major doesn't mean it will be your occupation.
8. It's a really, really small world. So try not to tell too many people off.
9. A drinking ticket is not the worst thing in the world.
10. Whatever it is, you'll get over it.
11. Relationships are not perfect like in the movies. They take time and effort.
12. It's all right to kiss a little ass if it helps you get an A.
13. There's nothing like writing a good old-fashioned letter.
14. Stamps...can they be any more expensive?
15. Dog shit is the worst smelling substance known to man.
16. Partying gets old after awhile.
17. Out of every 100 men you meet in a bar, 99 will be creeps. The other will be an amazing person.
18. Your grandmother really appreciates it when you call.
19. Dogs are people too.
20. Beer is so overrated.
21. It's ok not to know what you want to do with your life.
22. Buying a Christmas tree can be a rather stressful experience if you purchase a tree stand from Wal-Mart.
23. Your parents won't be around forever.
24. The Sims 2 is the best computer game of all time.
25. Your first job always sucks.
26. Joining an improv group is the best thing I've done thus far.
27. You don't have to do it just because it looks good on your resume.
28. It's healthy to honk.
29. iPhones are a waste of money.
30. Life really blows sometimes.
31. If there's nowhere else to put it, throw it under the bed.
32. You can run farther than you think you can.
33. High school really doesn't matter.
34. There's nothing good on TV.
35. It's really hard not to judge people, even why you try to be open minded.
36. Don't drink in Cayce.
37. Celebrity gossip is the only news that matters. Forget CNN, politics, global warming and all that other nonsense.
38. Naps. A wonderful thing.
39. People spend too much time and energy on children.
40. You can study all night for a test, but there's always the kid who sleeps in the back of the room who manages to do better than you.
41. Business majors think they are better than everyone else. Pre-law majors think they're always right. Pharmacy majors are on a mission to save the world. English majors only talk to other English majors and sports management majors party the hardest.
42. It is impossible to take male cheerleaders seriously no matter how buff they are.
43. Cell phone companies have no soul.
44. If I can drop it, I probably will.
45. I am not allowed to have nice things.
46. You can't tame bad boys.
47. Cats are bitches.
48. It's not fun to hear people talk about that one time they were drunk.
49. Not all Christians are overbearing, goody two-shoed little angels.
50. The only channel worth watching is Discovery Health.