Everybody run for the hills, el Diablo is coming. Here comes the guy with the pitch fork. Why does the devil carry a pitch fork around? Is it so he can work on his stack of hay that...burns up on contact in Hades?

Anya and I were thinking the other day. <--- Scary, right? What if the devil were actually the good one, and what we know of as God were actually the evil one. But since God has the market on all of the world's religious books, God's able to convince the world that the Devil is actually the despised one, and we believe it because a book tells us to believe it.

But let me ask you this? What are "acts of God?" Hurricanes, tornadoes, firestorms, meteors that wipe out existence? We know from reading books like the Old Testament that God has been known to wipe out a town or two. But what's the devil ever done? Inspire the Rolling Stones? Possess Linda Blair? Moonlight as an "advocate?" Appear as a spokesperson for hundreds of independently owned salsa companies?

Sure there's that whole taking on the armies of God thing...

*starts speaking tongues*

"Demon, be out."

Oh NO! What did I just type? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I swear, those thoughts weren't my own.

matt out