ISTANBUL (Reuters) – Nine women tricked into thinking they were reality TV show contestants and lured into an Istanbul villa were rescued by Turkish military police after two months confinement, a police spokesman said Thursday.

Cameras in the villa filmed the women 24-hours a day, providing a live stream of images for Internet users who had paid to access the footage, the spokesman said.

heres the rest of the story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090910/od_nm/us_bigbrother_odd

hahahaha. 'youre the grand prize winner of your own death by starvation. we supply everything cept tax and licence'

hahahaha


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ISTANBUL (Reuters) – A Turkish woman accused of cutting off her lover's penis must wait 18 months for a verdict and sentencing while a court determines whether his re-attached penis still functions, a court source said Thursday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090910/od_nm/us_penis_odd

hahahahaha...makes that case of jock itch seem unimportant, wouldnt you say?

man, taking a year and a half to get it up? could be a case for ViagraMan....


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BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – A Boynton Beach man was trying to teach his cat a lesson when he fired his gun, but the efforts landed him in jail. Police said a 43-year-old man was upset that his cat used his bed instead of a litter box. So he took the cat to the garage and fired a handgun into a flotation device to "scare it." The cat was not injured, but the man was charged with shooting in an occupied dwelling and using a firearm while under the influence.

He's being held on a $5,000 bond.

there are so many easier ways to do this dude. I've rased many many kittens and it does not require a gun to litter train them. some kitties have issues at first (like my last cat Salem) but never once did I use firearms to help teach the correct way to the animal. sheesh, some people are so stupid



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MADEIRA BEACH, Fla. – A 41-year-old man was arrested on Monday at at Madeira Beach after witnesses said he repeatedly pretended to drown, then allegedly began tossing jellyfish at nearby teenagers. According to a sheriff's office report, Keith Edward Marriott caused "concern for his safety" when he repeatedly submerged himself and floated back to the top of the water. He was also "loud and disruptive."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090910/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_jellyfish_arrest



now this sounds like fun, 'specially if theyre those killer jellyfish. ewwwwwwww...maybe he lobbed em like a frisbie and they stuck to people's faces like the goo-monster in Alien. lots of "bad complexion" jokes before and after....hahahahaha


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GREENEVILLE, Tenn. – An East Tennessee man whose driver's license was suspended was charged with driving on a suspended license — on the same day. The Greeneville Sun reported a Greene County Sheriff's officer stopped 27-year-old Billy Ray Mathes late Wednesday night.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090910/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_suspended_license

hahahahahaha. ole' billy ray strikes again.


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(Sept. 9) -- Police are hunting for two thieves who walked into a Philadelphia-area hospital Monday night and waltzed out with an 800-pound ATM filled with $96,000 in cash.

http://news.aol.com/article/thieves-get-away-with-800-pound-atm-and/663251


I like these guys. and see what a bit of heavy lifting can do for a peoson?


the reason for this post--aside from hoping someone gets a grin outta the stupid people above--is to show you how ideas for fiction come about. when I saw the first story (the reality tv thing) about 3 different ideas hit me. using something along these lines, I could (if I were inclined to write) gather these girls (or whatever) up and do whatever I wanted.

same for the whacked wang. the 18 month thing would be a big part somehow--dunno why, I just figger that it'd be important to the story in a big way--and the part about hitting the neighbor's roof, that might have to be changed to something cooler. maybe she used it to train a cat, eh?

okay, the lesson is over for tonight. I finally got a modulator and can watch dvds again. watched half of Drag Me to Hell last night; the rest is coming up directly.

then, along with all the books I got from the library, I got a jim jones thing. a long time ago I saw the Powers Booth movie and wanna see it again...this, tho, is a true thing called: Jonestown : the life and death of People's Temple / PBS. I hope theres lots of dead bodies. other stuff currently checked out: Blood Games / Richard Laymon; Dead before dark Wendy Corsi Staub; Fear nothing Dean Koontz[Im almost finished with this one, very good stuff]; Feral / by Brian Knight; The forensic casebook : the science of crime scene investigation / N.E. Genge; The haunting of Hill House Shirley Jackson[nothing wrong with a bit of classic horrer, right?]; In odd we trust / created by Dean Koontz ; written by Queenie Chan and Dean Koontz ; illustrated by Queenie Chan [they call 'em graphic novels, I call 'em fucking comic books and I dont really care for comic books all that much. this one will go back unread]; In the night room / Peter Straub [ghost story wasnt bad, shadowland totally rocked, the talisman and black house blew my balls off, but then julia and two other unremberable titles bored me to tears. last week I got an antho edited by straub called poe's children that contained absolutly zero good short stories, but even so, I'll give the man one more chance...]; The mammoth book of best new horror[another way crappy antho edited by some dude that shoulda picked better stories]; Murder next door : how police tracked down 18 brutal killers / Edward Baumann and John O'Brien [this one looks very very good]; Seductive poison : a Jonestown survivor's story of life and death in the Peoples Temple / Deborah Layton [more jones stuff, another survivor's story. about a month ago I read Six years with God : life inside Reverend Jim Jones' Peoples Temple, written by Jeannie Mills, which was shoking and so damn weird--how can madness spread so far under the noses of so many people?]; Shadowfires Dean Koontz; and Tracking serial killers / by Diane Yancey [this one also looks really good--prolly be the next book I read...


okay, nuff said. nightie night all you people.