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Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the number that re-enlist. -- James Garner
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin
A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions he can answer.-- Ronald Colman
Before marriage the three little words are "I love you"; after marriage they are, "Let's eat out."
By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philospher. -- Socrates
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?" She understood that he forgot.
It takes a smart spouse to have the last word and not use it.
The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think." - Ladies Home Journal
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaingne [said by a man, of course]
Marriage is a great institution - but I'm not ready for an institution yet. -- Mae West [Mae, where were you when I needed you?]
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry
You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and a few words in your sleep to get divorced.
The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.
The most difficult years of living together are those following the wedding.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. -- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
Marriage is like twirling a baton, handsprings, or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy till you try it.
If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would be fewer divorces and more bankruptcies.-- Frances Rodman
In Hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems. -- Shelley Winters
The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the
best method for getting acquainted. -- Heywood Broun
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the number that re-enlist. -- James Garner
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin
A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions he can answer.-- Ronald Colman
Before marriage the three little words are "I love you"; after marriage they are, "Let's eat out."
By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philospher. -- Socrates
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?" She understood that he forgot.
It takes a smart spouse to have the last word and not use it.
The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think." - Ladies Home Journal
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaingne [said by a man, of course]
Marriage is a great institution - but I'm not ready for an institution yet. -- Mae West [Mae, where were you when I needed you?]
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry
You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and a few words in your sleep to get divorced.
The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.
The most difficult years of living together are those following the wedding.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. -- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
Marriage is like twirling a baton, handsprings, or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy till you try it.
If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would be fewer divorces and more bankruptcies.-- Frances Rodman
In Hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems. -- Shelley Winters
The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the
best method for getting acquainted. -- Heywood Broun
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