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Journal Entries for 2008
Journal Entries for 2007
Journal Entries for 2006
Journal Entries for 2005
Journal Entries for 2004
Journal Entries for 2003
June
06: Here we go! (1 comments)
06: Rules of Engagement (0 comments)
07: Rules of Engagement Part II (1 comments)
08: Rules of Engagement--Part III (0 comments)
09: Born again Christians and Ex-Smokers (3 comments)
10: Feces is an aquired taste (3 comments)
12: Nostalgic memories of small ponds (1 comments)
14: A convincing argument for the hiring of prostitutes (3 comments)
15: Tribal Animals and Complex Choices (0 comments)
16: Equal Work for Equal Pay and By the way, Mister, can you buy me another beer? (1 comments)
18: That Mystical, Magickal, Marvelous Miracle of Modern Medicine (7 comments)
19: Equal Work for Equal Pay, Part II (2 comments)
24: I am not an elitist. I'm just better than you. (6 comments)
25: Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With . . . (1 comments)
26: The Greatest Threat to the Children of America Since the Foolio in Office (5 comments)
28: A Lesson in Words and Their Meanings (4 comments)
30: A Brief Respite . . . (1 comments)
July
01: Favorite Quotes (8 comments)
02: The Cowardly Lion (2 comments)
03: POP SONGS FOR THE DEAD!!!! (0 comments)
04: FINAL SCORE: Lawrence et al:6 Hate Mongers:3 (1 comments)
09: Missed me, didn't'cha? (3 comments)
10: The best you've got? (4 comments)
11: Patterns within Chaos (0 comments)
12: Fair Warning (3 comments)
13: You Must Be This High To Ride (1 comments)
13: Take Me Out OF the Ballgame . . . (0 comments)
14: Ballpark, part II (1 comments)
15: Words (2 comments)
15: Words Part II (3 comments)
16: Shaking things up (2 comments)
17: Atrophy of Mental Muscle (2 comments)
18: The power of a single word. (1 comments)
20: ACCEPTED! (3 comments)
22: Undeserving (2 comments)
23: Haines' Theorum (3 comments)
23: Tom Waits; Betts Speeds (4 comments)
28: Bark Worse Than Bite (0 comments)
29: Odyssey Fiasco Update (0 comments)
30: I've Been Born Again! Hallelujah! (2 comments)
30: Circumventing the Point (0 comments)
31: The Society for Creative Assholes, or the S.C.A., for short. (6 comments)
August
01: "The Word? The word is 'No." (3 comments)
01: No Lifeguard on Duty (1 comments)
05: No Mommy, No! (3 comments)
07: Who Am I? (0 comments)
13: Temporary Hiatus (0 comments)
14: The Price of Competence (3 comments)
15: Science Fiction? (0 comments)
18: Corporate Morale Builders and Other Oxymorons (2 comments)
19: Day of Whine and Bozos (2 comments)
20: Required Explanations (1 comments)
22: Credit Where Credit Not Due (3 comments)
26: Suspensions and Sledge Hammers (4 comments)
27: Dante's got Nothin' on Me! (0 comments)
27: And now to Fix our Currency! (0 comments)
28: Life 101 (0 comments)
29: Too angry to think. (0 comments)
29: Free Range Chickens (2 comments)
September
02: What not can do to you . . . (4 comments)
04: And Some Days, the Universe Smiles! (5 comments)
08: Temporary Leave. (2 comments)
10: It's Official! (0 comments)
11: Anxiety (0 comments)
16: Is Chad Still Hanging Around? (1 comments)
19: Almost there (0 comments)
22: Much Sadness (0 comments)
22: Missing Link? (0 comments)
25: Showtime! (1 comments)
October
13: Home Again, Home Again, Jiggety-Jig (2 comments)
14: OCPFWW--Pronounced "AKH-pfuu-wahh" (0 comments)
15: Go ahead, give me your best . . . (8 comments)
21: Taking Out the Trash (3 comments)
22: The Puppy that Wasn't There (3 comments)
22: The Woman Who Wasn't There (3 comments)
November
03: 1969 Redux (2 comments)
04: Up Close and Personal (3 comments)
06: Just Another Day (4 comments)
07: Solid Steel Enema (3 comments)
10: Life in My World (2 comments)
10: Fun Fishies (1 comments)
14: Why does this happen? (3 comments)
20: Limping and Coughing and Regal Nonetheless (2 comments)
24: For Your Reading Pleasure . . . (0 comments)
December
04: Still Alive (3 comments)
08: Fun With Sound (1 comments)
11: Okay, now that's better . . . (6 comments)
11: Quoted by "The Straight Dope" (5 comments)
16: The Geneva Condescension (1 comments)
23: Thirty-seven going on eight . . . (2 comments)
23: Lenny Bruce (2 comments)
26: Thirty Seven Today (5 comments)
