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Journal Entries for 2008
Journal Entries for 2007
Journal Entries for 2006
Journal Entries for 2005
Journal Entries for 2004
Journal Entries for 2003
06: New Year, New Goals (0 comments)
12: Beginnings (0 comments)
15: How much is not enough? (0 comments)
15: Nonsense and Bullshit (0 comments)
19: The Dangers of Dreaming for a Better World (1 comments)
19: The Chicken-shit Broadcasting Station (CBS for short) (7 comments)
23: The Chicken Shit Broadscasting Station, Part II (1 comments)
23: Captain Kangaroo (0 comments)
26: Story up at Neverary (8 comments)
27: Five Questions (5 comments)
28: Pain (6 comments)
28: So much for that idea . . . (6 comments)
29: I Can Read Your Mind (and it's admissable in court!) (2 comments)
30: Borrowed Time (5 comments)
February
02: Ch-ch-changes (6 comments)
03: Deep in the Raccoon Barrio (6 comments)
04: Not Enough. Not Nearly Enough. (3 comments)
05: "Evolution," "Hell," and Other Swear Words (1 comments)
05: Who Reads This? (11 comments)
06: C.I.A. Admits Washington D.C. Exists! (3 comments)
09: When the Sun Won't Come Up (5 comments)
11: God is my Co-Pilot, or, When Fantasy Tries to Fly an Airplane (9 comments)
12: Well, Duh! (2 comments)
12: When Belief Emasculates Hope (0 comments)
13: A Rose by any Other Name Would Rot and Fall off the Vine (2 comments)
13: What a Wonderful Place , This Journalscape (2 comments)
17: New Fiction Sale (5 comments)
21: In the Land of the Pretty People (6 comments)
23: Okay, It's Official. I hate Winter. (1 comments)
24: Finally . . .whew! (2 comments)
25: Allowing Midgets to Vote (1 comments)
26: Score one for the Truth! (0 comments)
26: To Truly Protect the Sanctity of Marraige (2 comments)
27: Fifty-Three Grand for a Piece of Ass (3 comments)
27: Favorite Practical Jokes (2 comments)
28: Tough Rejection (9 comments)
March
01: The "F" Word (Warning: Oscar Spoilers for those who taped it!) (5 comments)
02: They Gotta Pay! (0 comments)
03: New On-line Writers Group (1 comments)
06: Third Month, Third Sale. (7 comments)
08: Interesting . . . (0 comments)
09: No Permission to Bleed (3 comments)
10: No News is Good News (8 comments)
11: No Apologies (3 comments)
12: NAKED BREASTS HERE! (0 comments)
12: The Decisiveness of Bush (1 comments)
15: Serious Rant Time (0 comments)
17: Swimmin' with the Fishies (10 comments)
18: Swimmin' Part II (7 comments)
19: Swimmin' Part III (5 comments)
20: For Once, a Quiz Pegged Me! (3 comments)
24: Fiction Sale! (9 comments)
29: Scare (5 comments)
30: One a Week (11 comments)
30: New Fiction On-Line (6 comments)
April
01: More New Fiction On-Line (0 comments)
01: New Fiction Sale! (6 comments)
01: Swimmin' Part IV (3 comments)
05: Priorities, Please (6 comments)
12: Busy, Busy, Busy (3 comments)
13: English as a Foreign Language (6 comments)
16: Face-to-Face With an Idol (8 comments)
17: Now that I'm a bit more clear headed . . . (4 comments)
19: In Between Blahs (4 comments)
21: I Just Wanna Kill Sump'in (7 comments)
22: Very Cool (7 comments)
23: Ten Thousand Hits (6 comments)
26: More is More (5 comments)
27: Addiction . . .But a Good One. (4 comments)
28: The Real Test (3 comments)
May
01: Flash Piece On-line (4 comments)
04: We Be Jammin' (7 comments)
05: My Thoughts on Genre (8 comments)
08: Another Sale (3 comments)
10: Cutting the Umbilical Cord (54 comments)
11: Have Fun (3 comments)
13: Unprepared (11 comments)
17: Goodbye, Mom. (14 comments)
20: Moving On (9 comments)
24: Down Day (12 comments)
24: Keepin' up the Average (4 comments)
26: Nine is a Lovely Number (4 comments)
28: Three Day Weekend Challenge (5 comments)
June
01: Close . . . (4 comments)
01: So Cool (2 comments)
02: Number Ten! (8 comments)
02: New Fiction Online (3 comments)
07: One Year Old (8 comments)
07: I Couldn't Say it Better (30 comments)
11: Being Upfront (24 comments)
14: Hey! Morons! You Haven't Won a Thing! (12 comments)
15: Here's the Deal (12 comments)
15: Hey, I'm not Gay. What's it matter? (6 comments)
16: Spoonful of Sugar (4 comments)
20: Fiction Sale (4 comments)
24: Editorial Vacation (5 comments)
24: Husband and . . .? (6 comments)
25: An Even Dozen (5 comments)
30: Skipping a Number (5 comments)
July
01: New Story Online (3 comments)
02: Synchronicity (0 comments)
03: Two New Stories Online (5 comments)
08: Don't Think Badly of Me, Or Else . . . (7 comments)
08: Second Star on the Right . . . (4 comments)
09: The Art of Mark Hill (4 comments)
12: The Running of The Bulls-shit (28 comments)
13: The NAACP Are a Bunch of Meanies (32 comments)
13: What Won't be on Fox News Tonight! (6 comments)
14: Starving the Troll (18 comments)
15: Fiction Sale (5 comments)
15: Clarification (7 comments)
19: New Story Online (1 comments)
20: Back to Raccoon Land (1 comments)
21: Terror at 30000 Feet! (2 comments)
27: Where's Monica When You Need Her? (7 comments)
29: Well I have to tell the story . . . (14 comments)
31: Windowless Rooms (3 comments)
August
02: Nemesis Version of Story-Telling (7 comments)
11: VACATION!! (3 comments)
16: Fabulous Weekend (1 comments)
17: At Least it's Something . . . (5 comments)
19: Beakers vs. Chicken Bones (5 comments)
20: Stand By For More Fun . . . (6 comments)
23: A Dungheap by any Other Name (17 comments)
25: Whatever Happened to Pong? (6 comments)
26: Wish Me Luck! (19 comments)
30: New Fiction Sale (6 comments)
30: New Digs (9 comments)
31: A Sneak Peek (9 comments)
31: They're Going to Need More Than Band-Aids (6 comments)
September
01: New Story Online (3 comments)
02: Thirteen Magazine (2 comments)
08: Catch-up (2 comments)
10: New Look, Same Bad Taste (6 comments)
13: Linguini Legs (2 comments)
15: How Words Soothe (1 comments)
15: Now THAT'S a relief . . . (2 comments)
17: Subscribers (1 comments)
20: Watching History (0 comments)
20: Twentieth Sale (3 comments)
20: Calling into Question Your Sanity (11 comments)
23: Claiming Romans 8:31 (8 comments)
27: Good Stuff (0 comments)
30: New Story Online (2 comments)
October
01: Does it Make a Difference? (6 comments)
01: My Favorite Part of the Debate (3 comments)
01: The Benefits of a Great Critique Group (1 comments)
01: Mt. St. Helen's Just Went (0 comments)
01: Just letting off steam . . . (2 comments)
04: Contest Sale (2 comments)
04: Private Messages (8 comments)
06: New Fiction Sale (4 comments)
08: Craig's List Rocks! (8 comments)
14: Bush Uses Correct Word! (2 comments)
15: Death in Th13teen Flashes 2 (0 comments)
19: Ice Cream in Hell (2 comments)
19: Poetry (1 comments)
20: The Politics of Fear (1 comments)
20: Blue is such a pretty color . . . (5 comments)
21: GO READ THIS! (1 comments)
26: Deadline (1 comments)
26: Two Months (7 comments)
29: Looking for My President (1 comments)
30: Voting Tips (2 comments)
November
01: Voter Suppression Techniques (1 comments)
01: New Story Online (6 comments)
02: Ohio Voters Information Here! (0 comments)
02: Voter's Rights (1 comments)
02: Wait? I Hate Wait. (3 comments)
02: Exit Poll Results (0 comments)
02: Calling the States (0 comments)
02: Zogby results (1 comments)
03: Don't Ask (1 comments)
03: The End of the Day (36 comments)
04: Fiction Sale (4 comments)
05: The Work in Progress Meme (0 comments)
05: The More Things Change . . . (2 comments)
05: The REAL Concession Speech (0 comments)
06: Finally Breathing (7 comments)
08: One More Time for the Morons (8 comments)
09: Story Online (0 comments)
09: Understated Scream (0 comments)
10: The F-Word (26 comments)
10: Less Namecalling? I Think Not. (15 comments)
10: Evidence Mounts That the Vote May Have Been Hacked (4 comments)
11: Someone else tell him, will ya? (18 comments)
12: Brooms (7 comments)
16: Putting my Liberal Credentials at Risk (17 comments)
24: Republican Senator Admits to Election Fraud (6 comments)
25: Novella Sale (9 comments)
December
03: Quick Note (1 comments)
07: Writing Happiness (4 comments)
08: To Market To Market (5 comments)
08: The Recount is On (3 comments)
08: Custom-Made Voter Fraud (1 comments)
10: Tentative Publication Date (4 comments)
14: No Virginia, Atheists Aren't Evil (2 comments)
14: Curtis Clint Testifies Before U.S. House Judiciary Members (3 comments)
15: So There! Pthhhhhht! (0 comments)
21: Three Perfect Lines (0 comments)
21: The Crosses We Bear at X-Mas (9 comments)
24: The Presents I've Received (9 comments)
26: Birthdays and Boquets (10 comments)
28: Rewrite Request (6 comments)
